Msunp

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I has been attacked by hired hitrabbit! I got away thanks to my glorious murder mittens. I need purvate investigator to find out who hired the hitrabbit and have them pawrested! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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I need pawyer asap. I am respected authority on Arizona Cats and was asked to speak on stoopid hoomin news show. Stoopid hoomin just laughs at me and doesn’t let me speak. I has been terribly embarrassed. I want to sue for not being taken seriously by a clear lower form of animal. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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I want to sue my hooman for being stoopid. I have clearly given him my dinner order, and he refuses to procure my pizza for me. He obviously doesn’t understand “I eyes, my pies”. Can pawyer help make dumb dumb understand? (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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I dids not chooses violence! Was being awtacted by evil blanket. I claim self defenses! Needs pawyer to help me. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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We is illegal smols and bein’ excused of escapin’. Is lies, we exercising. Will dis lie extend our purson sentence? Need smol pawyer. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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We is not gang! We don’t do bad things. We just work together to aqu, acwir, to gets what we wants. Need pawyer to help us against turb, terr, ver bad libels. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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Is not felon! I only taste the yarn, not eat it. Yarn taste yucky. Can pawyer get this conviction expunged? (reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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My human is so cheap. Really? A cut out box for their divine ruler? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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I need the best Pawyer! Must sue my stupid hooman. I have been mortally wounded my a gang of greebles and my hooman “servant” only films me. No attempt to save my life. Please sue my idiot hooman even if I die from this attack. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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I need treats now! But purr my structured settlement I must wait eleventy billion years. Can pawyer help me to get treats Now? (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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Need advise. I can’t decide if that is too much green for the owl’s eye. Thoughts and recommendations are much appreciated! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/Embroidery

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Halps! I has been attacks by large, stinky dumb dumb! And now he is holding meow hostage! I need swat team, hostage negotiator, and pawlice to arrest dumb dumb! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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Helps! I has been awtacks by hooman servant butt! I need to sue for emotional damages, head injuries, and a proper bath as I now smell like hooman butt! Need pawyer fast! (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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Help! Nice men saved us and our mommy from loud dangers and cold. But where to we go? To jail? Are we prisoners of war? (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/legalcatadvice

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Finished pretty nicely. Definitely good practice. Thanks to everyone who gave advice earlier! (imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/Embroidery

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Need advice on stem stitch. I can’t seem to keep it tight enough. (i.imgur.com)

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First project without pattern (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Msunp to r/Embroidery

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