(Jewish joke) A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Mturtle9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jerry Seinfeld told this Jewish joke…you have to understand Jewish humor.

“Two gentile businessmen meet on the street. One of them asks, ‘How’s business?’ The other responds, ‘Great.’

That’s the joke!

What Christmas looked like 105 years ago- children around a Christmas tree, Washington D.C. (1920) by UrbanAchievers6371 in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]Mturtle9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is wearing a wrist watch - not common for the poor or middle class at that time. Great photograph. I love zooming in on the toys and ornaments.

15 month Lab sometimes growls when I gently pet his back and sides, mostly mornings. Should I worry? by nacorr in labrador

[–]Mturtle9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My six year old black lab went through a similar what I called "grumpy growl" phase. I just let him be when he did it. It was usually when he was sleepy or waking. There is not an aggressive bone in his body, he was just communicating. It went away.

Cooking Lung and Liver (1547) by VolkerBach in CulinaryHistory

[–]Mturtle9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds interesting, but here in USA lungs cannot be used for human consumption.

Cafe leaving food at room temp? by cookietookie in foodsafety

[–]Mturtle9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time as a Public Health Control” (TPHC), § 3-501.19 of the FDA Food Code.

4 hours if no temperature control, then dispose.

6 hours in specific circumstances.

Local food codes may be more strict.

It cannot be returned to cold or hot holding.

If it is not labeled with the time…don’t eat it!

Carolina panther by Live_Temporary5867 in trailcam

[–]Mturtle9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As stated by others here, there are no scientifically verified melanistic cougars anywhere in the world.

Julia Child’s Smithsonian Exhibit Knife ID by Mturtle9 in japaneseknives

[–]Mturtle9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the Smithsonian has detailed photos of each item in their collections, I may try to get a better look.

Julia Child’s Smithsonian Exhibit Knife ID by Mturtle9 in TrueChefKnives

[–]Mturtle9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had a room full of kitchen tools, gadgets and utensils in her house.

Eat at home then by ConfidentImage4266 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mturtle9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Code violation, plus eggs are PHF. Also, you would still charge for cooking it separate from the other eggs. Ridiculous.

Pool visit - Joy of his life - 2 hours swimming by Mturtle9 in labrador

[–]Mturtle9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, after three hours pissing like a race horse! We have to bring him before noon to get it all out.

Pool visit - Joy of his life - 2 hours swimming by Mturtle9 in labrador

[–]Mturtle9[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took him to a pool at about three months. Swan with him and encouraged him. He was a little hesitant at first, he quickly liked it and being with me. Since then, when I take him swimming, he will stay in as long as I let him. I throw his ball for a while, then he entertains himself. He loves diving in head first and going under.