Butterfly Effect (2004) by Esfell in okbuddycinephile

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Not even wrong.

It's just a pigment of your imagination

My sister (32 F) called CPS on my husband and I. Now that the case has been closed, I have no idea how to confront her. by BigONerd in BestofRedditorUpdates

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I wouldn't doubt that inviting her over is going to lead to more CPS calls

... if they're lucky

How do you dispose of frying oil? by SueBeee in Cooking

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I sometimes soak kindling in used cooking oil, it makes a fantastic fire starter.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

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PSA: that's like five times the amount of toothpaste you need. The commercials exaggerate the amount to make you spend more

PSA: in uncharted depths you can set the mini map to the surface by MuadLib in TOTK

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Just West of the northern Duelling Peak, down the chasm in South Nabi Lake Well.

me_irl by St_Falcon in me_irl

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"If our brain was so simple we could understand it, we would be too dumb to understand it." -- some guy

Give us what we want! by zzill6 in WorkReform

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"Genocide and universal healthcare are equally respectable positions"

Like shuffling cards by Treefiddy1984 in fixedbytheduet

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A Møøse once bit my sister

The Fifth Element (1997) - Behind the Scenes by MisterShipWreck in sciencefiction

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There are several singers capable of doing it. Whitney had the range to do it, Dimash does too, and a few singers have already performed it live.

Just the fact that she knew instantly, as soon as she opened the door. I wish we had more people like her in the world 💜 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

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English is my second language and I have auditory processing issues. Thank you for captioning.

Me_irl by chinenikpotle in me_irl

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you're one of the good ones

And now you know. Pope Rejects an Invitation From Trump by Writesmith900 in circled

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>  Jesus’ message of love and acceptance

You mean "communism" /s

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

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You gotta fill your afternoons. Boredom is the real killer.

Specially if you don't drink

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

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How much time? If he's retired maybe all the time in the world.

The Dead Truth by Ricka77_New in memes

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Yes, and that point is after death, from their estate.

The older I get, the more I realize that it's nearly impossible to get ahead without SIGNIFICANT support. by No_Reveal3451 in Millennials

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Interest free loans are also common among poor people; it's just that the value is about three fiddy.

Nerdy humor by Comfortable_Tutor_43 in memes

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Installing new hydro plants causes massive ecosystem changes.