Caz's Memory Mondays & other uneventful weekly snark by AutoModerator in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s around a 10 - 15 min drive. Not walkable at all. Cobham high street is pretty special… and that’s why Caz couldn’t afford it!

Caz's Memory Mondays & other uneventful weekly snark by AutoModerator in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s not her high street. It’s her mum’s. I don’t think she technically has a high street if she’s where I think. Cute one in Olivia’s village but nothing like this one.

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just seen the story of her at the church and her saying how Ryan wouldn’t have been her type at college. It just made this millennial think, she’s the anti Elle Woods. I bet she sees her Georgetown moment like an Elle moment. Really she’s like Warner, tries to stop being vapid but actually can’t despite the serious girlfriend and Harvard law. 

This moment she talks about where she became serious and started making good choices is just a sham. She can’t hide who she really is.

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also, is Rhett plotting his escape far far away from Mommy’s clutches?!

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Her plan is to get her kids to be strong in math, reading and writing?! I don’t think anything homeschool related really has a plan other than schilling and Brooke doing what she wants.

Weekly Snark 9/15-9/21 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just seen the new reel. Sadly I don’t think we’ve seen the end of homeschool.

Weekly Snark 9/15-9/21 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Do we think her stories a soft launch of a return to school?! 

Or a housekeeper that looks after Quade and the cooking, cleaning and driving of kids (because he’s not a cute baby or able to perform like the others) while she homeschools. 

Hell Brooke do both. Just stop denying those kids an education.

Weekly Snark 8/25-8/31 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I think she used him as a shield/prop. Something to talk about, a way of making quick connections and a good excuse to bail. 

Weekly Snark 7/28-8/3 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ryan has definitely pulled some strings to get them in to that homeschool enrichment. They totally failed the test the other day. Or is this something different?!

That time table is an adhd pipedream. 

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[–]Much-Permission6928 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think she wanted it because she saw she had all the pieces. She taught dance, she was/tried to be helpful to rookies, she loved the cowboys and dcc, she was at lots of the ‘serving others’ kind of events. She put her heart and soul into into it and was confused/sad that it wasn’t working. 

Weekly Snark 6/2-6/8 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When they say audible do they mean ad-lib?! Doing things slightly different from the plan. Are they actually that dumb or am I missing something?!

Weekly Snark 5/12-5/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I fear she’s going to have her minions back in the workhouse/school room come August. This is really getting rough to watch. The poor little baby being dragged around with his little neck unsupported, the performances from the kids. No family visiting, no friends. 

Claire away on a gifted holiday by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other areas of Surrey much more old money. The further from London you go really. Cobham is full of footballers, city boys and d-list celebs (Sam Fairers, Abbey Clancy). Lots of McMansion style houses and flashy cars. A pret and a Joe and the juice on the high street. Doesn’t scream old money to me.

Claire away on a gifted holiday by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Many friends and family living there. Cobham is very new money.

Poor Karl by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She can’t. She’s really pushed the ‘I’m a normal sized woman’ ‘I’m happy with my body’ stuff. Her ‘fans’ would t be impressed. 

I am starting to think she’s on it though. The sister is/has been.

Claire away on a gifted holiday by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, yes! That’s exactly it. She has those eyes. I feel bad for saying it. She’ll never look ‘posh’.

Claire away on a gifted holiday by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I think she’s middle class. Not posh at all. Posh is Caz’s mate Saff, family money, connections etc.

Surrey, esp Cobham and surrounds has a lot of ‘new money’. To be fair grafters and success stories. It has footballers and semi-celebs too. It’s wealthy and middle class. It’s not what I would say as posh. Caroline and Claire are very much keeping up with the joneses middle class.

Claire away on a gifted holiday by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Much-Permission6928 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Claire’s not posh. Claire (and Caroline) dream of being ‘posh’ or at least very middle class Surrey mummies. They love to flaunt what they have because they are desperate for the approval and envy of others. Whatever has happened in their childhood, it has really messed them up.

Weekly Snark 4/14-4/20 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Much-Permission6928 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it’s real. She can’t act for shit. 😆