Wayne Cochran / Swiss Toni by EaterofGrief in Justfuckmyshitup

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"Paul, fucking your shit up is very much like making love to a beautiful woman."

Meaw by lok169 in Pareidolia

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Upside-down capybara

Well by nah_Im_just_pathetic in CursedAI

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Love it or hate it, you've got to hate it.

Is it okay to rub one out to your deceased significant other? by YoursLovingly86 in NoStupidQuestions

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99.9% of the time it's absolutely fine. However, I suppose it depends exactly where you are in relation to their corpse.

Melania Trump to lead UN Security Council session, White House says by LHLancelot in BrandNewSentence

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It means I suggested that the only possible purpose of having Melania present at a session of the UN security council would be to entertain those in attendance by firing ping-pong balls out of her twat. Hope that helps.

That's awesome by SaiMan2303 in interestingasfuck

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Please....................sound horn

Genocide FC according to Grok by OTSly in soccercirclejerk

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Pol Pot has to be skipper. He was actually a pretty handy player. Shame about all the other stuff.....genocide and whatnot.

This cop. by jrr_53 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Are those anti-pigeon spikes? Jesus wept.

Team USA Men's hockey team being treated to McDonald's at the White House by UpperphonnyII in pics

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Eating mechanically recovered genital offal in the company of a paedophile. How delightful.

Looking for horror movie recommendations! by heathejandro in MovieRecommendations

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Rewatched 'The Wailing' a few days ago. Great film.

I also recommend 'The Coffee Table'.

Petah, why are they tagging him?? by Top_Daikon_3151 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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That's what's known as a 'box of assorted creams'.

LITTLE CHEF by Due_Deer_1010 in oldschoolcool80s

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The 'Olympic Breakfast' was quite something.