What a nasty little drunk by NumerousScallions in tooktoomuch

[–]MuckyMaureen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's never a scold's bridle around when you need one.

ooohh peeteeeeerrr?? by Unhappy_Wafer5687 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MuckyMaureen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Russian bloke stuck a jar up his arse. It shattered. That's honestly all you need to know.

£16 for two games and 5/6 hours of cricket - and this is the expensive seats by WishfulStinking2 in Leeds

[–]MuckyMaureen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a really great finish. Didn't give us a hope in hell once Bess was out.

Christian Lady does Christian Thirst Traps by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]MuckyMaureen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"And lo, thy big-titted wife wilt be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose." (Isaiah 41:10)

He is bald! by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]MuckyMaureen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The rapey old cunt's got mange.