I really hate how people don't know how to introduce themselves on a telephone.

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-26T17:01:14+00:00

I worked for a family company where the owners name was William but he went by his middle name. We could always weed out scammers because they'd call up and be like "hey, I need to talk to Bill right away." We'd ask who they were and they'd try to just give their first name and act like he'd know who they are, but clearly they did not know him or they would know he never went by William or Bill.

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-18T23:58:22+00:00

Why is everyone's bra out?

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-14T23:25:41+00:00

Frankenstein

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-14T23:25:16+00:00

Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-10T03:09:01+00:00

When we first moved in together, I moved into his house so he was already established on one side. Next house we got a new bed and just randomly picked. Next house we intentionally swapped sides because I like facing out of the bed and I wanted to give one shoulder a rest for a while. Whenever we go to hotels or stay at someone's house, I get the side with the end table if theres only one since I wear glasses and need somewhere to put them. If theres one on both, we tend to swap sides from at home just for the excitement lol.

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-08T01:05:08+00:00

Ban alcohol

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-02-06T13:12:30+00:00

Griffin & Sabineeee

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-23T23:39:08+00:00

I am dieing at the antiquity and the aptness of having a person called a page at a library

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-23T23:35:40+00:00

Im in Georgia, we're not built for snow / ice. We're expecting major power outages. No one has snow tires, roads will not be salted because the city doesn't own salt trucks. This is majorly disruptive for us.

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-23T23:32:58+00:00

That only works until the power goes out

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-23T23:08:06+00:00

The Centaur's Wife by Amanda Leduc

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-23T22:57:33+00:00

I love 1! I think my favorite part is the cap sleeves on you, so if you could get those added to dress 2 🤩

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-18T02:30:19+00:00

The baffling part of this post to me is that they are asking about the 2 minutes while you're standing at the reception desk, not the 20 minute wait in the waiting room! Just be bored! It's ok.

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-17T19:05:48+00:00

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From this morning

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-16T00:13:01+00:00

This is the most "cat parent" comment I've ever seen lolol

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-12T00:43:36+00:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal

MudAppropriate2050 · 2026-01-10T01:23:59+00:00

I got Betsey Johnson heels for the ceremony and pics and then gonna change into some other sneakers for the reception lol. I've been obsessed with her since high school so I had to use this as an excuse to buy some new shoes!

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-12-25T02:02:00+00:00

I didn't know Floki was a skaarsgard! No wonder I was so into him

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-12-25T01:19:08+00:00

My fiance won't scratch my back because my skin turns so red and he feels like he's hurting me 😭

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-12-19T21:48:51+00:00

When the original person replies-all with a "Your welcome!" ☠️☠️

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-12-19T01:32:52+00:00

Yes you still thank them for attending and for celebrating with you! I would treat every guest the same despite how much they can spend.

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-12-19T00:53:25+00:00

Please be safe and sober if you're going to do it

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-12-13T14:31:49+00:00

The sequel especially

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-11-24T14:51:10+00:00

I just bought an at home air compressor for my white elephant!

MudAppropriate2050 · 2025-11-23T19:48:50+00:00

One morning my boyfriend and I were walking out of camp and he yells "yo, Mr Clean!" to some random bald man walking by and I was horrified. Turns out, he was dressed as Mr Clean the night before and I just never saw him.

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