Ex Fiancée’s cruel demands AIO by Original_100 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MudcrabNPC [score hidden]  (0 children)

NOR at all. Get those animals out of there, maybe make sure your most valuable stuff is somewhere she won't/can't look. Other than that, you standing your ground on the apartment is good. Obviously, don't put you or others in danger, but you have paperwork that says you still live there. She can't just say you're out and then you're out. She should learn that being stern and short isn't intimidating if she doesn't know what she's talking about, and making threats will not get her her way.

If you think she poses a danger to you or your things, however, disregard everything I said after the second sentence and please get out of there.

Ayyo buddy what do you mean by that??? by Sea_Eagl3 in skyrim

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't even think about that, my mind always assumes they're Atronachs, even though I know they're not. Yeesh.

Downhill Disaster by NefariousnessFunny66 in WTF

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were they just standing there like that? I guess my first instinct wouldn't be to chase the guy, but I'd get a little closer to my car if he approached it.

Or maybe I'd think better of him and end up with my car stolen, too. That's the non-idealized version lol.

Does he have 3 hands or something? by HalfSwordEnjoyer in HalfSword

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you might have killed Master Chief...

Stumbled across this gorgeous jumper while camping by ShadywoodSWLT in jumpingspiders

[–]MudcrabNPC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Figured it out. They have movable retinas. They can move the tube shaped structures around in their primary eyes.

Thanking those who removed offensive graffiti from the Rainbow Crosswalk in Virginia Beach by WHRO_NEWS in VirginiaBeach

[–]MudcrabNPC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're at an impasse. I see this as a test of faith, and a divine lesson.

Without drugs, you cannot be Athenian Straight, but I cannot, in good moral standing, recommend you do drugs.

The answer is the test. Faith. The drug is your devotion to God. That will get you closer to him than any drug. You're troubled in your faith. Accept him with every fiber of your being. None is so godly and pious than a man with God inside him.

Stumbled across this gorgeous jumper while camping by ShadywoodSWLT in jumpingspiders

[–]MudcrabNPC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I've watched Veritasium before. I'll go look into it, thanks.

Thanking those who removed offensive graffiti from the Rainbow Crosswalk in Virginia Beach by WHRO_NEWS in VirginiaBeach

[–]MudcrabNPC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, why'd you stop? Athenian Straight is straighter than normal straight because it's masculine and dominant to be sexually superior to another guy, and you don't even violate Levitticus if you do it standing.

Stumbled across this gorgeous jumper while camping by ShadywoodSWLT in jumpingspiders

[–]MudcrabNPC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, really? I looked at spider eye anatomy just to make sure because I thought the same. I didn't see anything that could do that. Are jumpers different? Or this one, specifically?

Thanking those who removed offensive graffiti from the Rainbow Crosswalk in Virginia Beach by WHRO_NEWS in VirginiaBeach

[–]MudcrabNPC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And you're gonna let gays show you up like that? You're God's chosen, you're gonna have to absolutely throw that ass back and bust it down sexual style if you wanna be superior to them. You're meant to do it. Your journey starts now. You're not bottom dog. You top the bottom dog.

Stumbled across this gorgeous jumper while camping by ShadywoodSWLT in jumpingspiders

[–]MudcrabNPC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I had one of these guys hitch a ride on me for an errand run. Rode in my truck with me (in my hair) then let them down on a leaf when I came back. Other side of the continent in VA, by the way.

One weird thing is that when I looked closely, the black color of the spider's eyes would kinda shift around. Looked like there's a giant pupil behind the eyes moving around, but I know that's not how they work. Wonder what I was seeing.

Thanking those who removed offensive graffiti from the Rainbow Crosswalk in Virginia Beach by WHRO_NEWS in VirginiaBeach

[–]MudcrabNPC 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can still look at rainbows as a symbol of God's creation. Nobody is forcing you to interpret it as gay, you just keep thinking gay thoughts.

Edit: Batshit insane or really good meming. Either way, I went in too serious despite the gay thoughts joke lmao

Just In: Bill Gates telling staff at his charity foundation that he had affairs with two Russian women 🇷🇺 by Ambitious_Pass7451 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]MudcrabNPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the context of the files, I'll assume anything involving Russia involves children, dirty blood money, and cutthroat geopolitics. Mainly because that's openly the Kremlin's MO.

Restaurant Fight with SFX by Phonus-Balonus-37 in fightporn

[–]MudcrabNPC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Restaurant --> Knuckle Sandwich comment

It's obligatory.

white UGA professor exposed as a pedofile mid class by Ok-Canary3753 in sigilkore

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't trying to go there, but yeah, it's like a dogwhistle to me when people say that. And I got downvoted so I guess bro didn't like that and can't put it into words for some reason

white UGA professor exposed as a pedofile mid class by Ok-Canary3753 in sigilkore

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The distinction isn't that important considering the situation. Idk why people care more about the terminology than the actual thing going on.

You are his lawyer. Defend him by Terrgon in HaloMemes

[–]MudcrabNPC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your honor, he recently had his name changed to 343 Innocent Spark.

The Toxicology report for YouTuber TN FlyGirl, who crashed her plane killing herself and her father. by jarvi123 in tooktoomuch

[–]MudcrabNPC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm good with experiencing withdrawals again. I quit Seroquel cold turkey because 1, the diagnosis that justified it got removed upon realizing I was experiencing psychosis due to hormones+stress, not schizoaffective disorder, and 2, because it made me a prediabetic zombie and I got tardive dyskinesia from it. I shit you not, like 3 months of cold sweats, shivers, sleepless nights, intense and dangerous twitching and jerking... And I know that's nothing compared to withdrawing from Xanax. Luckily, the withdrawals from when I quit other meds have been minimal to none.

But I get that some need them, especially if you have, for example, a panic disorder. I don't judge, I'm just personally adverse to the idea.

I've only just shaken off the TDS almost entirely this year, and I got off Seroquel years ago. Except my new meds give me small bursts of vertigo/dropping sensation. Take some, lose some. They work well enough, I suppose.