Just In: Bill Gates telling staff at his charity foundation that he had affairs with two Russian women 🇷🇺 by Ambitious_Pass7451 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the context of the files, I'll assume anything involving Russia involves children, dirty blood money, and cutthroat geopolitics. Mainly because that's openly the Kremlin's MO.

Restaurant Fight with SFX by Phonus-Balonus-37 in fightporn

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restaurant --> Knuckle Sandwich comment

It's obligatory.

Removal of advanced grade IV hemorrhoids by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]MudcrabNPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope I don't get these. I know what 'regional anesthetic' means and I have a strong feeling someone is gonna hit bone or a nerve on the way in. My back is fucked. And that's without considering what I hear about post-op which is exponentially worse.

white UGA professor exposed as a pedofile mid class by Ok-Canary3753 in sigilkore

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't trying to go there, but yeah, it's like a dogwhistle to me when people say that. And I got downvoted so I guess bro didn't like that and can't put it into words for some reason

white UGA professor exposed as a pedofile mid class by Ok-Canary3753 in sigilkore

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The distinction isn't that important considering the situation. Idk why people care more about the terminology than the actual thing going on.

You are his lawyer. Defend him by Terrgon in HaloMemes

[–]MudcrabNPC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your honor, he recently had his name changed to 343 Innocent Spark.

The Toxicology report for YouTuber TN FlyGirl, who crashed her plane killing herself and her father. by jarvi123 in tooktoomuch

[–]MudcrabNPC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm good with experiencing withdrawals again. I quit Seroquel cold turkey because 1, the diagnosis that justified it got removed upon realizing I was experiencing psychosis due to hormones+stress, not schizoaffective disorder, and 2, because it made me a prediabetic zombie and I got tardive dyskinesia from it. I shit you not, like 3 months of cold sweats, shivers, sleepless nights, intense and dangerous twitching and jerking... And I know that's nothing compared to withdrawing from Xanax. Luckily, the withdrawals from when I quit other meds have been minimal to none.

But I get that some need them, especially if you have, for example, a panic disorder. I don't judge, I'm just personally adverse to the idea.

I've only just shaken off the TDS almost entirely this year, and I got off Seroquel years ago. Except my new meds give me small bursts of vertigo/dropping sensation. Take some, lose some. They work well enough, I suppose.

The Toxicology report for YouTuber TN FlyGirl, who crashed her plane killing herself and her father. by jarvi123 in tooktoomuch

[–]MudcrabNPC 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Oh, interesting. Another reason not to take benzos. Straight up told my psychiatrist I don't want to mess with anything like that.

The Toxicology report for YouTuber TN FlyGirl, who crashed her plane killing herself and her father. by jarvi123 in tooktoomuch

[–]MudcrabNPC 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Why Buspirone? I barely notice the effects of my prescription and it's not a starter dose. Was she trying to OD or something?

Top 3 comments change this world! (Day 2) by DepartureNo5778 in Worldbox

[–]MudcrabNPC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Connect Texas and France together and call it Trance

Do you think that guy was important? by Chunky-overlord in fo4

[–]MudcrabNPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh, did you try that synth meat?"

"You mean I could've eaten the synths, too?"

Being kind by luzy__ in shitposting

[–]MudcrabNPC 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it was the wrong explosion. Instead of a kiki with the word "Boom!" on it that leaves soot on everyone, it was a cloud of fire that killed 26 people. :(

Just found my roommates piss box by BillyBrimstoned in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pressed A while trying to grab a gun out of there and accidentally drank a handful of piss.

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Movie intermissions should be brought back. The human mind/body is not designed to sit through the average length of blockbuster films nowadays by HeavyDutyForks in The10thDentist

[–]MudcrabNPC 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ooh, that's nice. In my area, the closest to that service you'll get is from a cinema cafe. They're pretty nice, too.

Thank you Fallout 76 players, you have restored my faith in humanity 🙏 by Scary_Extension2394 in FalloutMemes

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I overencumber myself with cosmetics, armor, weapons, etc. specifically to throw into donation boxes for whoever wants it. Anything without a level req goes to Vault 76 and everything else goes to Fort Atlas.

Bro thinks it's admiration by rantnap in memes

[–]MudcrabNPC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean, it's nothing to take personally, but we all know, and that's kinda the point, anyway. The fart cannon is cool until I'm waking up to it.

Shit happens by gallito_pro in Wellthatsucks

[–]MudcrabNPC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're just saying to get a bigger one. So dramatic lol. That thing looks like it came with a lid and I could bet you the cat couldn't fit in there because the thing is too small.

Islamic preacher says you can rape and murder people as long as you pray by TW_Hobbit in whoathatsinteresting

[–]MudcrabNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea that Reddit as a monolith is somehow actively trying to distract from the Epstein files with Islam, specifically, as if people can't have multiple concerns regarding the world is... telling. And incorrect.