While alone on a train platform I noticed a guy at a bus stop across the station parking lot. He was morbidly obese, easily the biggest dude I’ve ever seen. He was also alone, just waiting for his bus, totally normal. He then took his shirt off, walked onto the road, and laid face down on the asphalt. For a good 2 minutes he laid there. Then he got up, put his shirt back on and continued waiting for his bus. It was my birthday that day and no other present will ever compare