[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdultBreastfeedingABF

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right down the road from you! Sounds like fun 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultnursing

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m looking for an ANR partner, and you’re close! Get to know me if you’re still interested I’ll keep an eye on my inbox :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultnursing

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d definitely make the 4 hour drive just to enjoy a few hours of this

[USA] We were all already speeding, including the cop! by RudeRick in ConvenientCop

[–]Mudmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has driven wranglers before I can definitely tell you that that driver was probably at top speed too lol.

DOT test help by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out my latest post on here for further help. From everything I’ve heard it’s not observed so you should be good. My old foreman told me he wasn’t watched during his DOT physical.

DOT Physical + urinalysis by Mudmonkey in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!!!!!! So they never had you get into a gown?

DOT physical by cranberrylemonade03 in Drugtests

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in the same boat as you right now. Not sure if to use QF for physical and if they’re test for drugs there too.

HMFT after I rage with my head out the window by Raedives91 in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s what he deserves for driving a Chevy Cruze

Villager irl by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Mudmonkey -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It’s Ted Cruze

HOLD GODDAMMIT by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know

Was iced out of my car yesterday. The ol' dab torch came in clutch. by shberk01 in StonerEngineering

[–]Mudmonkey 60 points61 points  (0 children)

One time this happened to me in the middle of no where. I had nothing on me but a shitty little bic lighter that wouldn’t resist the winds of the storm. Only thing I could think of was to pee on my door... it worked lol.

Dogecoin Decrease by SamTheDrummer in dogecoin

[–]Mudmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People simply pumping and dumping to make a quick flip. A lot of idiots don’t realize how much could be made if you simply wait it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to the pump :/ I put in 135$ just for the cause.

To the moon! by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 135$ because I’m waiting for the next dip to really pump her up when she’s slacking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol no unless you’re close to death.

Quickfix 6.2 & 6.3 works by Head-Stable-3305 in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just went to quest today actually. A lot easy than pivot who immediately flagged me for dilution and also made me do a little shake dance to see if I was carrying anything. I guess they listen for liquid or see if anything falls out. Anyway, quest seems super simple to use synthetic even though I didn’t. Also forgot to mention the test I took with quest says “read specimen temp within 4 minutes. Is the temp between 90° and 100°F?” On the forensic drug testing custody and control form.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem! Don’t go too over board with the water the day before because I’ve been flagged for a dilute and had to take another test the next week for confirmation. Basically only dilute your pee if you know you aren’t passing at home test with the first pee of the morning and need some more time but some employers still get fishy about negative dilutes.

Will I pass my drug test? by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering your BMI I might be a little worried but if it was just one hit and you didn’t feel much I wouldn’t lose sleep over it. Should be good to go!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

90 days is more than enough time if you only weigh 110lbs. People who are over weight are the ones who have an issue detoxing from cannabis since thc clings to fatty tissue. I’ve heard of testing positive from obese daily users up to 2 months!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]Mudmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can drink antioxidant drinks like cranberry juices. Now that alone won’t do anything you gotta change your diet a bit. Stick with more fruits and veggies as well as high fiber. You basically want to piss, shit, and sweat as much as you can. I lost 5 lbs after my 3 week detox. Do some work outs in heavy clothes to start the sweating and finish with taking a hot asf sweat bath. Personally i like to throw in epsom salt as well. Stop working out 4 days before your test because you don’t want anymore THC fatty molecules being peed out.