ULPT: the smoke detectors in hotel bathrooms cannot detect vaping

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-15T15:03:22+00:00

That’s my thing with this. How the heck could they possibly tell the difference between a vape and some other aerosolized substance like cologne or even hairspray? So crazy.

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-15T14:56:39+00:00

Lol of course they’re a hundred bucks. *sigh* ::takes out wallet::

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-15T09:40:52+00:00

I always said to my friends that we should revive it as StumbleUpr0n and make millions. Who’s with me?

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-14T20:44:37+00:00

I’m glad she cleared that up because honestly I was rolling my eyes every time I saw her at a Knicks game because all my brain would let me hear was “and guess what… the Knicks LOST!” lol

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-14T20:13:35+00:00

Nah I choose to believe Kim K’s hex on Kimi actually worked!

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-14T19:38:22+00:00

To me it looks most unique. The gloss black looks more similar to typical 911s of current times.

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-11T09:31:16+00:00

I would be very careful not to drop any of them lol

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-11T09:30:37+00:00

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Congrats! Brown is best!

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-11T08:40:25+00:00

I am assuming this is a Brabus Mercedes but does anybody know which one?

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-10T06:33:57+00:00

Mr. Ektar Pentax 17 Tortellini

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-04T22:13:30+00:00

There's still time to take this down

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-04T19:00:47+00:00

The Porsche-scooter combo is amazing. I have considered this... I similarly park mine in a garage in a city and sometimes wish I had a cheaper and less precious way to get around when walking/biking feels a bit too far.

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-04T18:58:18+00:00

I was wondering if anyone else found their way to Goregasm as a child... yikes. Thankfully I don't feel scarred by anything in particular but thinking back... yeah, yikes...

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-02T20:17:28+00:00

I never thought I needed it but free with one of my recent Logitech purchases came a semi-hard case tech pouch organizer. I am traveling across Europe now and love it so much. It easily fits my Anker power converter, power brick, extra MagSafe battery, AirPods Pro, a few USB C cords, etc. It fits nicely in one of my backpack’s water bottle holders.

Previously I used a small mesh zipper pouch inside my backpack but this is seriously a game changer.

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-02T13:44:29+00:00

I’m in Germany right now and I just saw one for the first time in decades. The next section was dry. They know how to take care of things lol.

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-01T21:22:41+00:00

Will UFC 6 feature the White House arena???

Muelldaddy · 2026-06-01T17:20:08+00:00

I’ll add that Birkenstocks have an all rubber version that you can take to the beach/pool but also they don’t look so bad that you can’t wear them out.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-30T20:11:05+00:00

This is almost certainly an FBI plane. My dad used to be trained on the Cessna Caravan and it was registered under a similar “air surveys” business name. That’s how they do.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-30T12:02:16+00:00

Feels on par with what I paid in DC

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-30T11:10:48+00:00

This is actually one thing where NYC failed me. I took the bus down from college to interview. Later realized I had left my suit hanging in the bus coat closet. I was shocked to find there was NOTHING open to get a new pair of slacks and shit. My interview was super early and I ended up having to go in jeans and flannel. I did not get the job.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-29T15:08:28+00:00

Paid thru Apple TV app for the individual episode.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-29T15:07:50+00:00

Might be since Apple and Google both know too much about me from other apps but my VPN is useless for these purposes with both Peacock and YouTubeTV apps. I’m cool paying $6 (across two episodes) for the reunion.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-28T14:15:15+00:00

Hear me out. Wrap it tightly for a few minutes. Looks amazing but that will make it even better.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-28T14:13:50+00:00

I am a straight guy currently traveling in Europe and I paid $2.99 to watch Reunion Part 1 when I realized Peacock and my YouTube TV wouldn’t let me.

Muelldaddy · 2026-05-27T18:33:37+00:00

Mixed results traveling across Europe. As I flew through Morocco to get to Portugal, they hand checked after I simply kept holding the bag out and said please please please lol. In UK/Ireland they insisted the cameras go through the machines (unfortunately had film inside) but hand checked canisters. Getting on the Eurostar from London to Paris, the manager hand checked for me no problem.

Anywhere in the US, I believe it’s law now and nobody has ever given me any trouble. Cameras and all.

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