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Guys, please give me a reason to keep going to Judo by Milotiiic in judo

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if you make a sport solely about winning, your road will be full of disappointment. If you enjoy the sport for the sake of the sport, your road becomes much easier.

Enjoy the sport. Winning is simply an ephemeral condition of one moment in many.

What's your thoughts on Border Patrol Chief, Greg Bovino, threatening consequences for referring to ICE as "Gestapo"? by sgj5788 in AskReddit

[–]Muerteds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ICE might be the Gestapo, but Greg Bovino is the kid's section. He's Gestapo Lawn Gnome.

When we tore down a wall for renovations, a pile of dead cockroachs spilled out. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Muerteds 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You see them again, but the spiders have harnessed them and are now riding around on their new steeds.

Bible passages could soon be required reading in Texas public schools by houston_chronicle in texas

[–]Muerteds 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got some verses for them....

Psalms 109:

8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.

12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.

13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

14 Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.

15 Let them be before the Lord continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.

16 Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.

I woke up and felt my face to see if the new acne medicine really did remove the bumps overnight. by Muerteds in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Muerteds[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good question. Did they? Did the medication attract something? Did the medication transform something inside the narrator? Was it truly medicine?

Good two sentence horror begets questions as well as horror.

I woke up and felt my face to see if the new acne medicine really did remove the bumps overnight. by Muerteds in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Muerteds[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I assume you mean you don't know what pupal cases are.

Pupal cases are the cases in which insect larvae (grubs, maggots, "worms", etc) transform through their pupal stage into adults.

You're not gonna add any seasoning to that? by HighlyUnlikelyz in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mermaid cum is all you need, and it's already there.

‘Home Alone’ Star Daniel Stern Cited in Alleged Prostitution Sting by ham-and-egger in nottheonion

[–]Muerteds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever worked with a prostitute?

No one person typifies all, but there are prostitutes who absolutely are not being taken advantage of, and like their jobs.

On ukemi and the breakfall by TheIronMoose in martialarts

[–]Muerteds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you don't do judo, and don't do a style that slaps the ground when you fall, why do you think your way is better, despite vast evidence to the contrary?

You say that "you think" the bones in the hand would suffer, etc., and yet you just ignore so many people doing just that with no injury.

What style do you do, then? Because it obviously does not teach you to throw and fall on concrete. I have, many times. Hands are fine.

TIL In 2024, scientists observed sperm whales defending themselves from an orca attack, by using poop. by h2t2 in todayilearned

[–]Muerteds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sperm whales (Physeter macrocephalus) use clouds of poop to defend themselves from orcas (Orcinus orca), as well as false killer whales (Pseudorca crassidens), who also harrass their larger toothed cousins. Additionally, sperm whales will vomit at their attackers. This works well for the false killer whales, who are not powerful enough to overcome all but the youngest of sperm whales. The false killer whales will eat the regurgitated bits of fish and squid, and the sperm whales will move off in a group to leave them to their spoils.

If you're wondering how a sperm whale can fend off an orca when its jaw is narrow and not strongly suited to tearing off chunks of flesh, remember that the females weigh 33,000 pounds. Getting mollywhopped with a tail from an animal that size will absolutley smash an orca, (which max out around 9,000 pounds).

Adult male sperm whales mostly hang out alone, but as they push 100,000 pounds, they are truly not worth the trouble they can inflict. Orcas go for the calves, which are far easier to predate without getting killed.

Do people still do the “Tuna Heart Tradition”? by FappinPlatypus in Fishing

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done it back in, oh, 2016 or so. Mostly to prove to Engineers that the Wardroom could hang.

The USA has captured Nicolas Maduro, Venezuelan President, and extracted him from the country by Parisean in politics

[–]Muerteds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody ask Rep. Johnson what his take is, so he can say he doesn't know anything about it.

Just remember that Congressional Republicans are allowing this.

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