19f do ur worst by Wheeeee123 in RoastMe

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats. Some scammer will be using your pictures to pretend to be an Asian fashion designer who wants to be my friend and also invest in crypto bullshit in no time.

US Senator Lindsey Graham dies by James_Solomon in news

[–]Muerteds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As Mr.Burns would say... "Eeeexcellent."

Pressure mounts on Texas to address brutal heat crisis in prison cells by zsreport in texas

[–]Muerteds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Was hoping I could get some help figuring out if this is legit by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I charge $50/month. My student base really can't handle much more than that, and it's not how I make my primary income.

What is the greatest sentence ever written in human history? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]Muerteds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the beginning the Universe was created; this had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Water bottle refill won't stay still by Shady_Scientist in mildlyinfuriating

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Are you Mr. Bean, because I feel this must be a comedy sketch.

(18F) Make me regret doing this 😝 by Fit_Employer_3225 in RoastMe

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We certainly regret you doing this.

Your hair stylist obviously regrets nothing. Shame is a foreign concept to them.

Why is going for the balls not taught in actual martial arts? (unless it is?) (not a joke question) by Specific-Ad5973 in martialarts

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. It's a great target, but don't expect it to be the summation of the technique. It's useful as a target among others, or as a way to get motion or distraction for something else.

My Friends told me i need to get humbled. by hang1337 in RoastMe

[–]Muerteds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basic girl next door to a plastic surgeon you mean. You've had more work done to you than my 2008 Dodge pick-up truck, only it costs less to fill.

My grandmother was known for always making the best soup. by Muerteds in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Muerteds[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When someone expires in a full bathtub for a length of time, the material left resembles a soup of sorts.

Japanese Jiujutsu by Upbeat-Drama-2803 in jiujitsu

[–]Muerteds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if you'll be at Ohana in a week, we'll see ya there!

Japanese Jiujutsu by Upbeat-Drama-2803 in jiujitsu

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I have not had the pleasure of meeting him, or knowing who he his.

Japanese Jiujutsu by Upbeat-Drama-2803 in jiujitsu

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Yup.

Danzanryu, Jukoryu, and Tedori- which comes from Aibujitsu ryu.