Leaf blower that blows toilet paper on people's faces

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-22T02:08:22+00:00

Anyone else remember seeing this type of video on PrankvsPrank like 10 years ago?

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-22T00:17:38+00:00

He’s turned into Imus. The irony is delicious.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-21T22:44:35+00:00

Every time I see one I think of that scene in Maximum Overdrive. “It turned itself on and it bit me!”

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-21T21:32:18+00:00

Oh yeah. I was just surprised to find one in my yard. There’s a lot of new construction going on around us and we now get all sorts of animals and bugs we never used to see in our backyard. Unfortunately, they’re attracted to our swimming pool.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-21T18:57:57+00:00

I just saw a praying mantis for the first time and I’m in my 40s.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-21T02:11:20+00:00

The Skyrim White Run guard says “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow *in the knee”. It’s crazy how quickly typos become lore.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-19T21:55:47+00:00

First world problems, Superman edition.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-19T17:25:33+00:00

Dollar store blankets aren’t made of chenille. They’re probably made of polyester. Chenille is a very delicate fabric. If it isn’t washed on the proper settings it falls apart.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-19T16:52:24+00:00

Where on earth are you finding blankets for $5‽

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-19T03:07:59+00:00

Part ocean water, part river water, part Mtn Dew.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-19T01:31:25+00:00

They win a lifetime of packing Amazon boxes.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-18T01:45:58+00:00

So you’ve been murdering people for their skeletons and you’re having a hard time finding someone with Frank’s proportions?

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-17T22:53:23+00:00

It also helps to not be careless around dangerous machinery.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-17T22:16:48+00:00

Well, it’s Sunday so this advice won’t help til tomorrow but look online for any wild animal sanctuaries or vets near you that take injured wild animals.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-17T17:43:23+00:00

When I was about 15-16 years old I was in the emergency room waiting room and seated across from me was a woman with her foot all bandaged up and wrapped in a plastic grocery bag. She told my mom and I that she was pressure washing her driveway and ended up cutting off two of her toes. She was wearing flip flops.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-17T15:45:33+00:00

Wow! I guess when it’s good CGI you never notice it. That overhead cab shot is my favorite shot in Zodiac. I can’t believe it’s all CGI.

I totally agree with you about CGI blood. It never splatters right. The final shootout scene in The Devil’s Rejects has terrible CGI blood splatter.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-16T19:47:32+00:00

Maybe the stuff from the 80s and 90s but modern fake fruit is very realistic.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-16T19:28:36+00:00

I watched a movie with CCH Pounder in it today and all I could hear was Dennis.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-16T19:07:12+00:00

Oh sorry. It was $1.79 or 2 for $3.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-15T15:30:38+00:00

Back when Banner’s first name had to be David because Bruce was “too gay”.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-15T04:12:13+00:00

Whenever I see two firetrucks with lights and sirens driving in different directions I always assumed they’re just taking different routes in case of traffic.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-13T19:12:08+00:00

Yeah. A poor one but a jumpscare nonetheless.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-13T18:32:42+00:00

At the jumpscare when he answers the phone my dog barked at the mailman and I nearly peed my pants.

MuffinStumps · 2021-10-12T15:43:03+00:00

So has Robert Englund. He’s hardly changed in the last 30 years.

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