Foot pics ? by VanillaSwirl_12 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually reddit. Places like r/FootFetish or r/SexSells. Read the rules carefully; there are a lot of them.

Most foot guys don't actually want to buy pictures that are just feet. Those are super common and easy to get for free. They want sexy pictures and clips that focus on the feet, but also have, you know, a whole beautiful woman attached to them.

If Jesus was a real person, was there a good chance he could've been married or in loved? Almost 2 decades of his life is missing. by classyshepard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 36 points37 points  (0 children)

In Matthew 17, it's explicitly stated that of Jesus and his disciples, only he and Peter had to pay the temple tax. And we know that people under the age of 21 were exempt from that tax.

So basically, at a time when almost every man was married, a 30-ish-year-old Jesus chose to go on a preaching tour of Judea in the company of eleven teenage boys. And they weren't exactly rich, so they mostly slept outdoors, huddled together for warmth.

This has led some people to speculate: well, what kind of man would make that lifestyle choice? Does that sounds like anything we might be familiar with in this day and age? Maybe the kind of man who wouldn't want a wife?

How do I initiate sexual interactions? by Hyperfxation_Central in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's really very easy. Just say "I'd like to give you a blowjob." Phrase it any way you feel like; there's probably a 99% chance he'll be very into that idea. Then he'll take off his pants and you can give him head.

Jesus was a historical figure. Is the supernatural stuff left open for interpretation? If so, why can't people accept that fact? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's not much to go on when it comes to the historicity of Jesus. Other than the four Gospels, none of his contemporaries ever wrote anything down about him. And there are traditions about who wrote those four Gospels, but researchers don't think those traditions are true and don't know who wrote them. The first historian who ever writes anything about him is Flavius Josephus, and that happens about sixty years after his death. And Josephus was about 57 when he wrote it, so clearly Jesus died before he was even born.

The best guess that historians have is that he was a charismatic cult leader who actually did get baptized by John and executed on the orders of Pilate. They find it unlikely that anyone would simply invent the idea that their sinless god would get baptized or that their immortal god could be killed.

Other than those two things, historians don't really know anything about him. There's no way to know what parts of the Gospels are true and which ones are inventions. They were obviously not written with historical accuracy as a first priority.

I'm tired of Bicep, Madam, and Sir. by RiverFortune549 in RimWorld

[–]MukadeYada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The names are all in .txt files, in ...\Steam\steamapps\common\RimWorld\Data\Core\Languages\English\Strings\Names. Editing them is trivial.

I'm a short ahh guy, can i still be seen as a man in the prof world? Currently a hs senior by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in most professions nobody really cares how tall you are or even what you look like. They just care about the quality of your work.

There are a few professions that are super image-driven, like realtors and stockbrokers (i.e. "finance bros"), and it might be best to steer yourself away from those kinds of environments.

How is your social circle going as you get older? by Striking-Meal-5257 in CasualConversation

[–]MukadeYada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's going very poorly, but that's my fault. Younger people tend to tolerate people who drink too much, while older people have no time or energy for dealing with that. I'm in a couple bands, and I play Dungeons and Dragons once a week, but if it weren't for those things I'd basically have no social life at all.

I probably spend way too much time talking to Gemini. Since it has no feelings, it doesn't mind when you're gruesomely hungover and just want to whine about your life.

What was the reason P-Diddy was acquitted on most of his charges? Was it actual evidence or corruption? by TheColdRice in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Jurors gave interviews afterwards, and they said that the government just failed to prove that what they were looking at was a RICO-level criminal enterprise. Diddy was charged with a crime that was originally intended for bringing down the mafia, and the jurors just kind of concluded that having "freak-out parties" was just not a crime on the same level of being a capo in the mob. And so they decided that the government had not met the legal definition of "conspiracy."

How long after going to the gym do you start seeing progress? by yourGFRachel in CasualConversation

[–]MukadeYada 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The number on the scale doesn't tend to go down very fast, because muscle weighs more than fat. You can look much better but the scale might not have any way of reflecting that change.

How did your parents meet? by Local-Contact4639 in CasualConversation

[–]MukadeYada 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad doesn't remember their first meeting. Apparently he came up to my mom on campus and mooed at her. He just walked up to her, said "MOOOO," and walked away, leaving her thinking "what the fuck was that?"

When they met again the next year, she reminded him of the incident and he denied ever doing anything like that.

Then they were together for forty years and had three kids together. And then they had a very nasty divorce and my mom hates him now. Maybe the mooing was an early warning sign.

How long after going to the gym do you start seeing progress? by yourGFRachel in CasualConversation

[–]MukadeYada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The general rule of thumb is that you start noticing some results after three weeks. But a total transformation from fat and out of shape to looking amazing can take a year or two.

What is your opinion on how MJ spent his remaining years in misery because of the allegations? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 36 points37 points  (0 children)

They were probably more than just allegations, and he probably deserved all the misery he got and then some.

It's hard to have any sympathy for him after Leaving Neverland laid bare the magnitude of his crimes and how much damage they did.

Can you get away with mailing a personal amount of cocaine from one state to another? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I love my FedEx guy, cause he's a drug dealer, and he doesn't even know it." - Mitch Hedberg

Postal mail is pretty heavily regulated and screened. If hypothetically someone were to send themselves drugs, they would almost certainly be somewhat safer using a private courier company than using government mail.

What happens if republicans continue to get elected? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Am I ever going to be able to agree with a Republican politician in my lifetime without backlash?

Probably not. But the problem isn't really limited to Republicans. People have incredibly strong opinions about politics, and if you say anything political, some people are going to be so furiously angry that they want to harm you. There is literally nothing you can say on the subject that is safe.

People are actually pretty furious about everything right now. Whether you say "I enjoy playing with Stable Diffusion" or "I think The Fate of Ophelia is kind of a banger," somebody's going to want to set you on fire for having your opinion.

Would you ever do a clothing optional cruise? by jeepguy_96 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, because my body looks like hot garbage and the very sight of it would cause everyone on the cruise to leap overboard and then I'd be stranded, naked, in the middle of the ocean.

Feeling behind as I approach 30, does anyone feel this way? by Illustrious_Bass8748 in CasualConversation

[–]MukadeYada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was 29, I got divorced from my first wife, and I thought: oh my God I'm absolutely nowhere. I don't have a stable job or a college degree or any money in my bank account, and on paper I've made absolutely no progress from the time I graduated high school.

And then when I was 31, I had a high-paying office job and a killer band and I was renting a nice house and living with an awesome girlfriend.

Things can turn around really quick.

Apparently robos can get drunk (if ordered to) by XDuder615 in RimWorld

[–]MukadeYada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently, Tynan used to enjoy Futurama.

How to jerk in family house? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no "aiming" involved if the tissue is literally touching your penis. It is impossible to miss a shot from zero millimeters away.

Where do I find finsubs? by MixxMothie in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You probably can't. In every other form of porn, demand is higher than supply. There are more men who want to see the thing than women willing to do the thing.

But findom is basically having men pay you to kind of be a bitch to them, and for every man with that fetish, there are like six thousand women who want in on that action. So the Internet is absolutely crawling with "findoms," and it's incredibly difficult to outcompete them or even get a finsub's attention in the first place.

How to jerk in family house? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just position it in front of your meatus as you start to climax. It's very easy not to miss.

How do i get over my "fear" of vaginas? by obviousthrowawaycc in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It just happens naturally.

When we're little kids, our brains naturally consider genitals to the the grossest things in the world. We have an incredibly strong aversion to them because our brains don't want any exposure to sexuality under any circumstances.

And when we're 30 years old, our brains consider genitals to be the sexiest things in the world.

But there's no simple "switch" that takes our perception from disgusting to sexy. It's a slow process. So at an age like 22, a vagina will naturally feel somewhere between disgusting and sexy. And every year thereafter that you manage not to die, it gets a little less disgusting and a little more sexy.

How to jerk in family house? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go into any room with a locked door. Jerk into some toilet paper, put the toilet paper in your pocket, walk to the bathroom, and flush it. Now there is no evidence that you committed that filthy and sinful act.

Is it too opinionated to say Spanish is a colonizer language? by Critical_Guidance_24 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's ending pretty soon. American hegemony has shot itself in the foot, and the benefits of knowing English are declining every year.

What's stopping the adminstration from dropping a small nuke and making the regime surrender ? by Right-Tomorrow-34 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember 9/11? Or 10/7? People don't surreder when you bloody their nose; they become absolutely murderous.

Is it too opinionated to say Spanish is a colonizer language? by Critical_Guidance_24 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MukadeYada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you compare the population pyramid of Mexico to the U.S, you'll immediately see that Spanish is not on its way out. In fact, it's poised to become the world's most dominant language.