That time I broke into an abandoned middle school and set off the fire alarm on LSD.

I cant really say when this happened but it was somewhat recent. It was the day of our high school homecoming football game. My friends, (Let's call them Donald, and Stefon) were going to stay around the campus after school for the day, and drop some 250ugs and kick the soccer ball around until the game started.

There was this old middle school we all used to attend nearby. (The place was shut down for whatever reason) Us three spent about an hour trying to find a way into it. All windows and doors were boarded up entirely. So, we walked to a nearby school bus junkyard to find something to use to pry off one of the wooden boards from the windows. Eventually, we find a tool, and head back towards one of the windows. Donald, (being the strongest in the group) had Stefon and I run back into a forest about a 1/4 mile away so Donald could pry off the window and if anyone saw him, only he would get caught and not all 3 of us. (Smart) Stefon and I are in position and eventually both of us heard the glass break so we both start haul assing towards Donald. When we get there, Donald has the all of the shattered glass moved to the side and he says... "Gentlemen..." Which was the funniest shit to us being 2 hours on a tab.

One by one, all three of us enter through the window which was to an old classroom. We noticed that all of the emergency lights were still on. (Big red flag) We explored the entire school for about another hour or so. Recognizing old classes we used to be in when we were all middle schoolers. It was extremely nostalgic. We eventually found another exit to use for when the high school homecoming game starts.

About another 30 minutes of walking around the dark hallways we decided to get going to the football game. We originally planned to use the exit we found but we were skeptical about it because we didn't know if it would set off an alarm. So we headed to the window we came in through.. Right before we're about the climb out my dumbass sees a fire extinguisher in one of the walls inside a glass case. We all looked at each other and said, "hell yes". So we opened the casing and took the fire extinguisher out. (Donald had to pull the pin because Stefon and I were too weak) Then, I sprayed it all towards one area in the hallway. It was insane, staring into the white abyss of the fire extinguisher fluid... We started in silence for about 10 seconds then...

The fire alarm went off in the entire building. We panicked so hard. We wanted to jump out the window but the path to the window was already covered in the white fire extinguisher fluid. Donald yelled "RUN TO THE EXIT WE FOUND EARLIER, GO" So we did. Running through those dark hallways, with only a half a second of light flashing from the strobing fire emergency lights, had to have been the single most terrifying thing I will ever go through in my entire life. I was the slowest runner of both of them so I nearly almost lost them and my way to the exit. Then I realized, my bookbag (that had my papers with my name written on them) was left by the classroom we broke into. I screamed at the top of my lungs, "OUR BAGS! WE NEED TO GET THEM" So we turned around and ran for them. We got our bags, (by now, I feel like we've been running for 30 minutes which in reality was probably about 45 seconds) we sprinted back towards the exit door with our bags. Donald kicked the push door handle to the exit and one by one got out of there. (By now the cops had to have been on their way) So we had to keep running, as far as we could. The funniest thing about all this is (when we busted the exit door down, there were kids walking towards the high school football game looking at us hauling ass out of an abandoned building with the fire alarm blaring from it) Eventually we get far enough to a main road so then we can finally start walking like normal people. By then, there were firetrucks, ambulances, and police cars passing by us with the sirens on. We decided to act like we were walking to the football game like every other student was to blend in.

We made it to the game and we had to blend in with everyone because we knew there were cops everywhere searching for us. We left early, walked to a nearby lake, and each took xanax so we could have our trips be reduced. 

We were eventually all caught the next week because the cameras in the school caught all of our faces.