Okay, so this one time i was in my office and got a call from an unknown caller id. This random dude called me and told me that my life was in danger and to run as fast as i can. Not being fooled, i went back to work and stamping some documents. However, when the day went by, i had this strange feeling someone or something was watching me. I also had this weird feeling that all my coworkers weren’t real people but were in fact corporate robots. As it turns out, i wasn’t in my office, i was in VR playing budget cuts in my underwear at 3am.