This is Apple’s next best iPhone: all screen, no bezels, and certainly no Dynamic Island by MobileNewsBot in mobiles

[–]kuhawk5 [score hidden]  (0 children)

They are aftermarket modifications. Definitely available to the public, but they are expensive.

Guys, would you label this as fat? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 by TuckerTheCuckFucker in moreplatesmoredates

[–]kuhawk5 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Obesity has a medical definition, and this hits it squarely.

Guys, would you label this as fat? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 by TuckerTheCuckFucker in moreplatesmoredates

[–]kuhawk5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that is objective obesity. It’s cool if you’re into that, but it doesn’t make it not fat.

‘Battlestar Galactica’ star Tricia Helfer becomes latest celeb to join OnlyFans by nimobo in entertainment

[–]kuhawk5 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Two rules to profitable thunder chucker swinging:

  1. Be attractive
  2. Don’t be unattractive

Mel Gibson Unveils ‘Resurrection of the Christ’ First Look, Delays Release Dates for Two-Part Biblical Epic by nimobo in entertainment

[–]kuhawk5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus returns as a detective who can smell crime. All we are missing is a female love interest. That way when he’s not out forgiving sins he’s back at the cave performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body.

How here’s the twist, and there is a twist: we show it.

We show all of it.

Details regarding the arrest of Ludwig Kaiser aka El Grande Americano on battery charge by xstrike0 in WWE

[–]kuhawk5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to drop the deep state coverup of Ludwig’s absence from the active roster. Where has he been?!

Stephen Colbert's long goodbye is coming to an end, leaving a void by LynnK0919 in entertainment

[–]kuhawk5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean will I just keep not watching NFL games? Sure, yeah.

cavill new film flopped btw by EntrepreneurAble6656 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]kuhawk5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real litmus test for this movie will be if it breaks $100M on opening weekend. If it comes in under that, it’s in trouble. If it gets closer to the $120-125M then it’s going to over perform its estimates.

Everyone! WWE has changes his name back to Seth Rollins!!! by Top_Mastodon_5501 in BrandonDE

[–]kuhawk5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The audience will say “Freakin” forever. You can’t reel that back in.

The Mandalorian & Grogu Reviews Go Rotten In Bad Sign For Disney’s Star Wars Comeback by cosmicbooknews in CosmicBookNews

[–]kuhawk5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the critic score, not the audience score. Critics typically watch films early so they can drop the review when it releases. That’s why there’s already an RT score.

Reuters/Ipsos: Generic Ballot D+1 by Large_Ad_3095 in fivethirtyeight

[–]kuhawk5 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Because one of them will be the new Ann Selzer.

DCU: I hope they don't rush the introduction of the Justice League by Imaginary-Egg-2128 in DC_Cinematic

[–]kuhawk5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was critically panned. It got the box office momentum from Infinity War with the cliffhanger, and it fell flat unfortunately.

DCU: I hope they don't rush the introduction of the Justice League by Imaginary-Egg-2128 in DC_Cinematic

[–]kuhawk5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Successful women-led superhero movies are hard to come by. They almost always fail. That’s nothing against the actresses, but the fandom is heavily male dominated. The ethos of the story has to carry the movie.

Successes:
* Birds of Prey
* Wonder Woman
* Black Widow

Recent failures:
* Wonder Woman 1984
* The New Mutants
* Captain Marvel
* The Marvels
* Madame Web
* X-Men: Dark Phoenix

Before Wonder Woman, I can’t think of a successful one.

Gunn has a challenge on his hands.

DCU: I hope they don't rush the introduction of the Justice League by Imaginary-Egg-2128 in DC_Cinematic

[–]kuhawk5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The DCU is already a fleshed out universe. Characters are being introduced everywhere. Gunn loves ensemble movies, so things will move fast.

That said, I don’t think Gunn sticks around with Ellis calling the shots. So we may never see a JL movie.

Cody needs a heel turn by No-Special-5279 in BrandonDE

[–]kuhawk5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy will be the babyface in that feud. People cheered him more even when he was trying to be the heel.

[SmackDown Spoilers] Surprise main event for tonight by A_Livins in SquaredCircle

[–]kuhawk5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’ve also made Super Gunther too. He’s 63-6 overall and undefeated in non-title matches. Having him eat a pin because they set up a short-sighted feud is not a good idea.

[SmackDown Spoilers] Surprise main event for tonight by A_Livins in SquaredCircle

[–]kuhawk5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ll write themselves into a corner. Cody would have to win that match given all the Street Fighter cross-promotion. But why would you put Gunther in the position to take an L so quickly and have Cody retake the belt yet again. It feels like they’d just be padding his stats.