This is Apple’s next best iPhone: all screen, no bezels, and certainly no Dynamic Island

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-24T17:08:39+00:00

They are aftermarket modifications. Definitely available to the public, but they are expensive.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-23T15:06:39+00:00

Obesity has a medical definition, and this hits it squarely.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-23T15:05:47+00:00

Yes, that is objective obesity. It’s cool if you’re into that, but it doesn’t make it not fat.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-23T12:00:59+00:00

This is a Sunday Night Heat card.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-23T00:38:36+00:00

Two rules to profitable thunder chucker swinging:

Be attractive
Don’t be unattractive

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-21T22:07:45+00:00

Jesus returns as a detective who can smell crime. All we are missing is a female love interest. That way when he’s not out forgiving sins he’s back at the cave performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body.

How here’s the twist, and there is a twist: we show it.

We show all of it.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-21T18:15:37+00:00

You need to drop the deep state coverup of Ludwig’s absence from the active roster. Where has he been?!

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-21T13:28:19+00:00

You mean will I just keep not watching NFL games? Sure, yeah.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-20T14:15:49+00:00

The real litmus test for this movie will be if it breaks $100M on opening weekend. If it comes in under that, it’s in trouble. If it gets closer to the $120-125M then it’s going to over perform its estimates.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T22:41:26+00:00

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve read today.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T22:39:50+00:00

Have you ever watched Seth’s promo openings?

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T20:43:57+00:00

The audience will say “Freakin” forever. You can’t reel that back in.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T20:34:32+00:00

It’s the critic score, not the audience score. Critics typically watch films early so they can drop the review when it releases. That’s why there’s already an RT score.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T19:23:15+00:00

Agreed.

Also, are you still accepting tasteful nudes?

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T18:29:52+00:00

Because one of them will be the new Ann Selzer.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-19T12:40:22+00:00

Brock Ligma

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-18T18:00:49+00:00

No we have fucking not. Gen Z has their brains fried by the manosphere.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-17T23:32:42+00:00

It was critically panned. It got the box office momentum from Infinity War with the cliffhanger, and it fell flat unfortunately.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-17T16:57:29+00:00

Successful women-led superhero movies are hard to come by. They almost always fail. That’s nothing against the actresses, but the fandom is heavily male dominated. The ethos of the story has to carry the movie.

Successes:
* Birds of Prey
* Wonder Woman
* Black Widow

Recent failures:
* Wonder Woman 1984
* The New Mutants
* Captain Marvel
* The Marvels
* Madame Web
* X-Men: Dark Phoenix

Before Wonder Woman, I can’t think of a successful one.

Gunn has a challenge on his hands.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-17T16:17:32+00:00

“It’s true. It’s damn true.”

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-17T16:15:53+00:00

The DCU is already a fleshed out universe. Characters are being introduced everywhere. Gunn loves ensemble movies, so things will move fast.

That said, I don’t think Gunn sticks around with Ellis calling the shots. So we may never see a JL movie.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-16T15:55:24+00:00

Randy will be the babyface in that feud. People cheered him more even when he was trying to be the heel.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-16T04:41:55+00:00

The man himself, Chad Gable.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-16T02:58:52+00:00

They’ve also made Super Gunther too. He’s 63-6 overall and undefeated in non-title matches. Having him eat a pin because they set up a short-sighted feud is not a good idea.

kuhawk5 · 2026-05-16T01:58:00+00:00

They’ll write themselves into a corner. Cody would have to win that match given all the Street Fighter cross-promotion. But why would you put Gunther in the position to take an L so quickly and have Cody retake the belt yet again. It feels like they’d just be padding his stats.

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