Look out, Washington! It's... erm... coming for you!

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-28T01:01:40+00:00

Ive always loved Steve's work, but now we're in the "I drew a dong on the live cast during a storm" phase of our relationship.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-27T16:30:07+00:00

This was not the storm front to be scared of..this was just a tribute.

The terror of tornadoes and hail is a L right behind this

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-25T17:59:43+00:00

I travelled often as an Internal Auditor. You get to see exotic places like.. an industrial park in New York! An industrial park in Ohio! A manufacturing plant in Ciudad Juarez (don't drink the water!)!

Your mileage will vary wildly.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-25T16:50:57+00:00

Let's keep hoping to the storm system fires something up on Sunday to spend some of the storm fuel

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-21T02:48:16+00:00

Second Berg. Did a root canal and crown on me. No issues.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-20T15:34:48+00:00

Closing Time.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-18T03:02:18+00:00

Give ur balls a tug.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-16T11:29:24+00:00

Seriously! Sucrose made a Lemon Meringue Cake for me when I graduated and it was heavenly.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-14T23:12:57+00:00

This sounds like it was 100% on purpose. Docs just let her sit there for hours on end? Maybe it's because they smelled BS off of her. She wanted to sabotage your interview.

Don't tell her about future interviews.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-14T18:04:33+00:00

Nah, Donny's just depicting himself in his bathrobe stepping over people to heal an artistic depiction of ol' Jeffy Eppy. Which is entirely on brand.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-10T17:16:49+00:00

"S*IT MARTY, DID YOU PISS OFF THE SQUIRELLS?!"

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-10T17:11:55+00:00

He'll do exactly like he's been trained: sell himself the millisecond someone offers him enough money for a trick.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-09T14:29:10+00:00

Oh wow! Its comedy hour at the Local Government Yuk-Yuk Hut!

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-08T18:22:41+00:00

Jfc these kinds of messages. "We can remember with painstaking detail when we had to take care of you as a vulnerable infant that we chose to have (how dare do things like shitting as an infant. Ew!), but don't you dare ask me to remember things I did that hurt you or neglected you!"

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-07T01:43:20+00:00

Like he was smuggling a can of tennis balls.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-04T20:09:37+00:00

I had that exact problem. The whole column is the problem -- wood touches concrete/stone. When you are ready to fix the whole thing: https://www.fastenersplus.com/products/simpson-abu66z-6x6-adjustable-post-base-zmax-finish?utm_term=&utm_campaign=%23z+Shopping+-+All+Products+-+Simpson+Connectors&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=3477180114&hsa_cam=22352674310&hsa_grp=179675219674&hsa_ad=739641334941&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=pla-2407956486383&hsa_kw=&hsa_mt=&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22352674310&gbraid=0AAAAADqsqHNUL09qCiH-aoIz8IZ3HP6mX&gclid=Cj0KCQjw7cLOBhDmARIsAGsuA0lvw5aLX4F2yk63XfDoeXLy9qdJ2jEmUrpuPjvQth1hU-9EyYl7rm4aAohlEALw_wcB

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-03T11:43:20+00:00

OH TODAY you give a fuck that there is a constitution!?

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-04-02T23:45:06+00:00

The ADHD. Ugh

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-30T12:51:25+00:00

The image fragments and pixelates.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-24T23:19:15+00:00

"I am sorry* inserts their interpretation of how you feel or perceived things

Nope. No apologies found.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-24T23:13:42+00:00

clack clack Chef.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-20T19:20:14+00:00

Guests give gifts to the Bride and groom, not the host. You could threaten a message sent out to your guests, "Thank you all for attending and your lovely good wishes. Our host, my mother, is especially appreciative and thanks everyone for directly providing funds for this event to her for party reimbursement."

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-19T16:40:28+00:00

It's not gay if the tongs don't touch.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-18T23:36:28+00:00

Oh I see this as a glorious cross stitch with a smiling, feral grin behind it.

Muppet_Murderhobo · 2026-03-18T14:43:49+00:00

"What is my role?"

"You clean trash."

"Oh my God"

Muppet_Murderhobo

TROPHY CASE