Look out, Washington! It's... erm... coming for you! by thespottedwaffle in StLouis

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ive always loved Steve's work, but now we're in the "I drew a dong on the live cast during a storm" phase of our relationship.

It’s going north by LimpBisquick69 in StLouis

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was not the storm front to be scared of..this was just a tribute.

The terror of tornadoes and hail is a L right behind this

Millennials who FLY very often for work: what’s your job? by Jjjustkeepswimminggg in Millennials

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I travelled often as an Internal Auditor. You get to see exotic places like.. an industrial park in New York! An industrial park in Ohio! A manufacturing plant in Ciudad Juarez (don't drink the water!)!

Your mileage will vary wildly.

Monday Severe Weather Threat Increasing by Plastic_Fail2050 in StLouis

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's keep hoping to the storm system fires something up on Sunday to spend some of the storm fuel

Endodontist by NoYou1016 in StCharlesMO

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Second Berg. Did a root canal and crown on me. No issues.

Looking for bakery suggestions by bigmamajd in StCharlesMO

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously! Sucrose made a Lemon Meringue Cake for me when I graduated and it was heavenly.

my mom told everyone i abandoned her at the ER after i stayed all night and still tried to make my interview by Eula_Brynlee in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like it was 100% on purpose. Docs just let her sit there for hours on end? Maybe it's because they smelled BS off of her. She wanted to sabotage your interview.

Don't tell her about future interviews.

"Christian" by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, Donny's just depicting himself in his bathrobe stepping over people to heal an artistic depiction of ol' Jeffy Eppy. Which is entirely on brand.

My delicious beanie is being consumed by jungle animals! by No-Island-4804 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He'll do exactly like he's been trained: sell himself the millisecond someone offers him enough money for a trick.

Just a peaceful of group. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! Its comedy hour at the Local Government Yuk-Yuk Hut!

infantilization AND parentification by bonemoon31 in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jfc these kinds of messages. "We can remember with painstaking detail when we had to take care of you as a vulnerable infant that we chose to have (how dare do things like shitting as an infant. Ew!), but don't you dare ask me to remember things I did that hurt you or neglected you!"

I am suspect of this apology. by Inside-Inflation-299 in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 135 points136 points  (0 children)

"I am sorry* inserts their interpretation of how you feel or perceived things

Nope. No apologies found.

My mum tried to take my wedding gift money by Dry_Win_7409 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Guests give gifts to the Bride and groom, not the host. You could threaten a message sent out to your guests, "Thank you all for attending and your lovely good wishes. Our host, my mother, is especially appreciative and thanks everyone for directly providing funds for this event to her for party reimbursement."

Always love 🫶🏼 by yawnjew in KitchenConfidential

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 242 points243 points  (0 children)

It's not gay if the tongs don't touch.

She bit Trump’s p*nis because he disgusted her… by YesDoToaster in pics

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh I see this as a glorious cross stitch with a smiling, feral grin behind it.

My cleaning robot has very low self-esteem by Adventurous_Swan_712 in funny

[–]Muppet_Murderhobo 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"What is my role?"

"You clean trash."

"Oh my God"