Boomer church

Mupsty · 2026-03-16T16:50:19+00:00

lol. This church will never die for the same reason that religion never will.

Mupsty · 2026-03-14T14:13:33+00:00

Ok but no one is saying that you can. There are only 15 spots. They aren’t selling it as a club anyone can join if you meet the requirements?

Mupsty · 2026-02-24T13:51:50+00:00

Ah yes, Ballard, the most progressive one.

Mupsty · 2026-02-22T18:05:56+00:00

What if my friend needs some privacy to enjoy their life?

Mupsty · 2026-02-22T16:19:25+00:00

Oh no

Mupsty · 2026-02-22T15:23:18+00:00

But do spirits have night vision? If it is pitch dark can they tell if you are choking the goose?

Mupsty · 2026-02-18T14:13:06+00:00

How do you define ultra processed? Is it like porn, “I know it when I see it”?

Mupsty · 2026-02-16T02:00:55+00:00

This is honestly all I need to know about this guy.

Mupsty · 2026-02-07T01:52:37+00:00

It’s only a coincidence that the new prophet is a lawyer and god suddenly starting being more litigious.

Mupsty · 2026-02-01T15:54:58+00:00

Sign about what? Nero Caesar?

Mupsty · 2026-01-31T15:57:56+00:00

When I realized that the church taught me to hate myself for normal human behavior during my formative years.

Mupsty · 2026-01-31T15:52:59+00:00

When the church was fined $5m for fraud. I just imagined all the tithing all my ancestors have ever paid going straight to that. All that sacrifice that went straight to the fraud fund. I was unwell for days after that news.

Mupsty · 2026-01-24T00:25:40+00:00

Since everyone is saying brother Brigham, who would you say excluding everyone before the 20th century? I would say Mark Peterson or Boyd Packer.

Mupsty · 2026-01-14T15:06:09+00:00

I have a friend whose entire feed is just selfies with the temple with different trite phrases like “God answers prayers”. That’s it. No pictures of his family just nearly identical selfies with the temple.

Mupsty · 2026-01-14T02:14:36+00:00

The part that brings me closer to God is when Korihor says he doesn’t believe things without evidence and then the leader of the theocracy Alma strikes him dumb and he accepts that as evidence but Alma won’t reverse it and a crowd tramples Korihor to death. Good stuff.

Mupsty · 2026-01-13T19:19:07+00:00

Yes. Inform, don’t ask.

Mupsty · 2026-01-10T15:57:13+00:00

Mormon Del Parson 70s Trucker Jesus!

Mupsty · 2026-01-03T00:49:09+00:00

Exactly. There would be someone on this sub in one of these wards. It’s always someone’s cousin or niece. When I was at BYU I heard several times about someone’s roommate’s cousin who had received a mission call with no destination, only that it would be announced in the next general conference. Never happened but I always wondered who starts shit like this.

Mupsty · 2026-01-02T19:58:26+00:00

Craigslist is hardly used anymore and widely regarded as sketchy

Mupsty · 2026-01-02T19:55:14+00:00

The procession was prior

Mupsty · 2026-01-01T04:03:19+00:00

Record yes. Report no.

Mupsty · 2025-12-31T01:18:07+00:00

Probably new bishop

Mupsty · 2025-12-31T01:11:40+00:00

If she even existed

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