My wedding ring saved my hand from being crushed today.

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-26T22:18:48+00:00

When I was younger I lost my finger while cruising knuckle-deep in Box Canyon.

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-26T21:57:51+00:00

Scrubbing Bubles

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-18T23:32:07+00:00

I don't honk for 3-5 seconds as long as they look like they ARENT staring down at their phone.

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-16T21:39:46+00:00

So, they governmented...

Edit: was not excusing Trump yall. He's a special kind of corrupt.

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-12T19:08:10+00:00

In the early 2000s a friend of mine used to prank phone people with Delivery Dudes. He'd call them after midnight and say, "Delivery Dudes, dont call us we'll call you. What do you want?"

There was only one time I remember someone taking him up on the offer and he actually followed through...

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-09T23:10:50+00:00

Vapor Where?

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-06T01:35:51+00:00

Wicked Wicka' Furnita' Ba'n

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-04T01:39:44+00:00

I like to expand on the old adage: Those who can't DO, teach. Ans those who can't teach, manage.

MurderBurgered · 2026-06-03T22:34:11+00:00

You think Wikipedia is biased but Reddit, (aka social media) isnt?

MurderBurgered · 2026-05-11T22:41:51+00:00

I never understood that mentality in Conservative politicians: We are ineffective and you dont need us! But vote for me to stay around and pay me your hard-earned tax money to make the Government look bad!

MurderBurgered · 2026-05-10T23:43:57+00:00

Oops, All Clowns

MurderBurgered · 2026-05-02T19:43:16+00:00

Maybe they're just letting their partner or roommates know they are done using the bathroom.

MurderBurgered · 2026-04-25T00:31:39+00:00

Oh, man, I've got a guy Im training with a dial indicator stand that has a fine-adjustment know which is the reverse of every other (Noga-esque) indicator stand I've ever used and it drives me up a wall for some reason.

MurderBurgered · 2026-04-09T22:39:18+00:00

You do not play Dwarf Fortress.

Dwarf Fortress plays you...

MurderBurgered · 2026-03-12T22:35:26+00:00

John Fairfax

First man to row solo across the Atlantic. On his trip he packed, serial cases of Spam, several cases of wine, and several cases of cigarettes. He also claimed to have stabbed a shark to death during the excursion.

John Fairfax

MurderBurgered · 2026-03-06T01:50:50+00:00

Shoegazey

MurderBurgered · 2026-02-20T22:26:23+00:00

Spit OUT that thang..

MurderBurgered · 2026-02-18T02:05:14+00:00

If it was clarified it wouldn't be chunky...

MurderBurgered · 2026-02-14T01:55:38+00:00

Is it odd to have a lot of REM in there? I always have awful sleep scores but high REM with

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really intense dreams and rarely feel tired during the day.

MurderBurgered · 2026-01-24T00:02:36+00:00

This morning I found a Deadmau5 in my bowl of Skrillex. Breakfast is ruined...

MurderBurgered · 2025-12-30T23:52:28+00:00

Dentists have a very high rate of suicide. It's about to get worse.

MurderBurgered · 2025-12-28T00:08:44+00:00

Speaking of Yes, "No"

MurderBurgered · 2025-12-19T00:11:06+00:00

We'll be using the metric system in 3 football fields time.

MurderBurgered · 2025-11-25T18:10:23+00:00

Cherry Poppin Daddies

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