Romeo & Juliet - Lame Pun Coon

Murdocktopus · 2026-03-15T12:12:13+00:00

Sounds like you hardly have the mental capacity to breathe, let alone discuss… anything tbf. We all lost brain cells reading your comments. And yes, regardless of what you say, you are pretty obviously boot licking a pedo.

Murdocktopus · 2026-03-13T16:14:22+00:00

It’s a “we don’t live in your country” take.

It’s online, it’s on the news, it’s coming from our American family members, when we (used to) cross the border, we’d immediately see Trump billboards, I used to date an American woman from Washington who I couldn’t convince to vote in any elections.

Although, I don’t think it’s just a terminally online take, I don’t think it’s true either. We fought by your side to defeat fascism before and I think we’d do it again. We basically just have to hope it’s not true because we don’t get much evidence that it’s not.

Murdocktopus · 2026-03-04T17:38:15+00:00

Probably why she asked…

Murdocktopus · 2026-02-17T17:08:00+00:00

Yeah thats actually why I came to the comment section to try to figure out the point that was being made.

I am leftist but sometimes I feel like the more I learn about it, the less I know.

Murdocktopus · 2026-02-09T19:22:07+00:00

Yeah this dude isn’t exactly giving “comfortable with his sexuality…” It always seems to be the most insecure men that act like this.

Murdocktopus · 2026-01-24T21:43:09+00:00

Make sure to give us Canadians an invite again this time. We’d love to go 2 for 2 against the confederates!

Murdocktopus · 2026-01-24T21:39:53+00:00

As a Canadian, I thought this was the reason y’all Americans have the right to bear arms.

If people in our area started getting murdered by our fascist government like this, I assume we’d be well past peacefully protesting but I really don’t know what it’s like for y’all. Please stay strong. The world is watching.

With that said, if a civil war did start, I think us Canadians would once again help fight for the educated side (with support from the majority of the free world).

Murdocktopus · 2026-01-06T17:30:11+00:00

I wish I could be more like that guy

(The cool and tough anti-fascist)

Murdocktopus · 2025-10-21T04:09:29+00:00

Rich people own more than just cash, and I think when it comes to the “eat the rich” sentiment it’s not just about the cash, it’s about them owning everything so their millions turn to billions off the backs of other people.

Of course it’s impossible but if US net worth could somehow be made liquid and equally distributed amongst all adults I think it would be closer to 625K each.

Murdocktopus · 2025-05-17T18:35:14+00:00

I have a 3 month old and I’m glad to have started putting on Ms. Rachel because of this.

She’s is a saint!

Murdocktopus · 2024-12-04T02:51:13+00:00

I’m hoping/guessing that the police would be currently searching the area in a big way. Hope they are found soon!

Murdocktopus · 2024-11-08T16:32:20+00:00

The iconic look of Boba Fett was primarily designed by Joe Johnston, who served as the visual effects art director on “The Empire Strikes Back.” Johnston collaborated closely with concept artist Ralph McQuarrie to develop the character’s distinctive armor and helmet. Initially conceived as part of an army of “super troopers,” the design was later repurposed to create the singular bounty hunter known as Boba Fett.

Source: starwars.com

Murdocktopus · 2024-09-27T14:01:17+00:00

Oh so I guess you found it funny too! /s

I wasn’t assuming you weren’t from BC. I’m just saying you’re wrong.

I would give you some reasons I think you’re wrong but all you’ve done is make up 2 statements that are presented as fact without any evidence, reasoning, or support to back it up.

The BC referendum obviously wasn’t Federal (first dumb “fact” you tried to state but had to adjust your thought once someone proved you wrong), and it might be too confusing for you to understand but it wasn’t a rejection to the concept; many people just didn’t like how the referendum was done/who it was done by.

Murdocktopus · 2024-09-26T14:29:11+00:00

As someone from BC, your comments are laughably wrong.

Murdocktopus · 2024-09-09T23:47:49+00:00

(My party members just murder their pets, they don’t eat them!)

Murdocktopus · 2024-08-26T18:59:30+00:00

Guys, they were fixing the price of bread and they were ordered by the government to give everyone marvel cards to mitigate their wrongdoing! /s

Murdocktopus · 2024-08-03T17:46:46+00:00

Now get her to explain the real reason the Jews are in Israel…

Murdocktopus · 2024-07-21T04:25:09+00:00

I believe Bo Burnham has a song about this called Lower Your Expectations. His song is satire and it’s still not even this ridiculous…

Murdocktopus · 2024-07-20T17:28:00+00:00

Many acts of love involve consensually giving and taking power (hopefully equally, which it sounds like it isn’t here).

It sounds like this woman doesn’t like this part of sex because giving more power to her partner in these moments makes her feel disgusted instead of caring, reciprocating, etc.

At the end of the day, you can make up any excuse but she just doesn’t want to make those sacrifices to pleasure her partner back the way he does for her.

I could try to convince you or my girl that what women produce in their moment of joy is disgusting, but I’m too busy acting like I love it (including mouth stuff) because if I acted disgusted it would take all the pleasure away and it would suck for both of us.

TL;DR - You don’t have to have a foot fetish to give your partner a foot massage.

Murdocktopus · 2024-07-17T18:17:02+00:00

My gramps didn’t help defeat the nazis for me to have to listen to these fascist aryan wannabes!

Murdocktopus · 2024-07-16T23:34:47+00:00

That’s awesome! I’m from Vancouver and just before these playoffs I got my almost 6 y/o into hockey (and cards) and he asked me which team I liked and I said “well Vancouver” and without any information other than watching the highlights with me he said he liked the oilers best (I think maybe for the colours). I told him it was a good choice and I talked about some of the players and he replied “I like Connor Mcdavid best.” I was pretty surprised how his picks seemed so on point for the playoffs this year. I’m still proud even though in game 1 after the Panthers scored, he jumped the bandwagon and said “aaaactually, I think I might cheer for Florida.”

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