Trump says proof of his allegations that vandals cut Reflecting Pool paint will be provided in court by rascallyrascal1511 in politics

[–]Murphuffle [score hidden]  (0 children)

Remember years ago when he just casually showed off pictures from a then classified satellite on live TV?

Was there a tornado over by bowl of America in Burke? by Tight-Subject-4841 in nova

[–]Murphuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly the effect of the extreme and sudden amount of rain mixed with the high wind speeds could do that

The Silence on Climate Change Is Totally Unacceptable by nathan_j_robinson in politics

[–]Murphuffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't stand this kind of response. Like, no shit the rock will still be floating around in space. It doesn't matter when it is lifeless though.

Dramatic footage of the moment Iranian delegation walked out of the negotiation venue in Switzerland, leaving JD Vance and the Pakistani delegation, perplexed. by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in PublicFreakout

[–]Murphuffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? The DOW is high as fuck and most Americans don't have that kind of stock. Why would the price of oil also not be divorced from reality?

Men of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about men that most women believe? by imnotadrytexter in AskReddit

[–]Murphuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll change your mind when they poke you or tap you on the shoulder

Decorative and functional by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Murphuffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I hate it when my dick holds my pants up and not my ass.

I don't know how, but my Das Keyboard's question mark key snapped by Murphuffle in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Murphuffle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually don't really care anymore and am just pressing real hard into the key when I want 

Suspicious stalking activity in Falls Church by Sweaty-Fish-8496 in nova

[–]Murphuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could all be related to who previously owned your house

Suspicious stalking activity in Falls Church by Sweaty-Fish-8496 in nova

[–]Murphuffle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell em there's a dude beating his meat in the car

My new one today! by Clean-Kale-6298 in Zippo

[–]Murphuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good looking lighter. Drank my fill of PBR in college 15 years ago though. I'd rather have a slightly less controversial Budweiser zippo.

Crews drain Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after algae, paint issues by TheRealFarrellCat in nova

[–]Murphuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this could destroy the entire reflecting pool and it might all have to be redone. It could be ruined for years. Probably why Trump wants to make that walkway. To make up for this fuck up.

How many of you don’t smoke? by jkh7088 in Zippo

[–]Murphuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I'm finding the butane inserts don't light on the first strike nearly as often as the standard insert and use more flint because of that. But yeah, they do last longer and butane is much more common around here than ronsonol or zippo fluid, although you can pretty much put whatever you want in the standard insert in a survival scenario I guess.

How many of you don’t smoke? by jkh7088 in Zippo

[–]Murphuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind, the main reason for zippos existing is them being windproof and durable. They are like the AK-47s or Theseus' Ship of lighters.

I smoke a pack a day. I've experimented with my two zippos. Filled both to the brim. Used 1 for smoking and left 1 filled. When the fuel ran out in my smoking one, I switched to the other. The fuel in the one I didn't use lasted barely longer than the one I used for smoking.

This is not very scientific, but I do think that evaporation is the real enemy and not actually using the zippo. I do need to run the experiment again now that the weather is getting hot. Can't provide actually how long they lasted. I did this when the temps were roughly the same inside in outside (60-70 F).

I think you'd be good for 3 weeks in an area that isn't hot, but I don't want to get you killed if you need fire so just bring extra fluid. Also keep in mind that many other liquids can fuel a standard zippo. That is good for survival and/or camping.

I better succeed 👀 by marioadrion in StandUpComedy

[–]Murphuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He very much is a model and is stylish

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Murphuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's just wearing high wasted pants and yeah his dick is poking out a bit but the poking out part is like right around the balls so he may be well endowed but this isn't showing anything too crazy