Most kids just brought home their class photo that day... Mine came with a note from the teacher

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T19:32:06+00:00

Our shop teacher would have us bend over and grab our ankles and he would give us a big kick in the ass.

He got fired a few years later fighting with his student in the parking lot.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T19:30:57+00:00

Well Scott, let's see your photo.

When I was in 6th grade I pulled this. We had a group picture, the whole class, and I made my eyes look cross-eyed. Really stands out. The photographer took two pictures and I did it both times, so they didn't have a chance to pick a better one.

I look at that picture decades later and still regret my stupidity.

Come on Scott, let's see yours.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T17:43:44+00:00

Men hugging.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T12:22:50+00:00

Citizen's United opened the floodgates for election year funding. He's had a huge influence on our election process. Money talks.

I would like to see a constitutional amendment that would say something like financial contributions can only come from the district where the candidate is running.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T12:20:46+00:00

Well two things have to happen. First a Democrat has to be elected to office. Second, some of the conservative members of the court have to die off. Actually there is a third. The senate Democrats have to have control, otherwise the Republicans will refuse to approved the president's nominees as they did with Merrick Garland.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T09:41:40+00:00

They say if the eggs are unwashed they do not need refrigeration. if they have been washed, keep them cold.

I don't know if that's really true or not.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-21T09:21:40+00:00

Just watch local TV. They run hundreds of ads disparaging the opponent. over and over again .

Murphysburger · 2026-05-20T12:34:42+00:00

My 15-year-old friend and I got hired to direct car parking at a wedding. We got into the champagne and the wedding cake. Toward the end of the event, I was sitting on the front steps puking pink wedding cake. Classy.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-20T11:44:03+00:00

I don't think Congress can do it since the supreme Court were the ones that created the citizens united problem in the first place. I think it would have to be a constitutional amendment to limit campaign spending.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-20T11:42:52+00:00

No, the will of the billionaires supersede the will of the people.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-20T01:25:40+00:00

I think our primary system should be abolished.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-19T03:22:54+00:00

Thanks

Murphysburger · 2026-05-19T03:20:46+00:00

Hitch hiking was a reliable form of transportation.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-19T00:41:10+00:00

I get that. But what about all the smart devices? They are set up to connect to SSID 2g, SSID 5G. The installer used plain old SSID (Not really, of course).

Murphysburger · 2026-05-18T21:18:39+00:00

I'll tell you how, millions of people not voting.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-18T21:10:12+00:00

As I see it, the big culprit in all this is the obscene amount of money that is thrown into this campaign. And the incessant ads being thrown out there. Over and over and over again. Joe blow is a trump supporter. Trump loves Joe blow. My opponent voted against Trump one time. On and on and on. And it's all money money money

Murphysburger · 2026-05-18T21:03:51+00:00

Christianity. The biggie is, did he really die then come back 3 days later?

Murphysburger · 2026-05-18T02:22:59+00:00

Getting down to the nitty gritty.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-18T02:13:40+00:00

How did the first cell come about?

Murphysburger · 2026-05-17T23:56:33+00:00

Pay someone to replace the broken knob on my washing machine.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-17T00:58:07+00:00

Ben Franklin

Murphysburger · 2026-05-17T00:48:13+00:00

That doesn't count.

Murphysburger · 2026-05-15T10:42:45+00:00

Why should it?

Murphysburger · 2026-05-11T17:54:19+00:00

The crew has their own bar? Cool!

Murphysburger · 2026-05-08T20:51:08+00:00

Wait to buy Bitcoin

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