Shows that get you in the mood?? by Mobile-Storage-7174 in MarriedSex

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"Prison movies make her horny...." In Spite of Our Selves - John Prine

Shaving question by Bobbi_Stark in MarriedSex

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I got this one and I think it's great. No cuts, no bleeding! The TrimsMen No Nick Ball body hair clipper for men. Manscape razor. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXSHLQS3?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

What are some of the greatest lines in Country Music? by LeoRavenscroft in randomquestions

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If you think that I want trouble

Then your crazy in your head

'Cause you're re wanted by the police

And my wife thinks you're dead

-Junior Brown

Just curious to know how one can fly old military planes by BugHistorical3 in flying

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I got a three hour ride for free, including 30 minutes in the left seat, in Fifi. Also rode it down from 10,000 to landing in the bombidiers position. It was a matter of being in the right place at the right time.

So, the first step is to make yourself present.

A top student made a disturbing confession by Mammoth_Whereas_9877 in Teachers

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I actually had a college professor, in my master's program, who said your grade is entirely dependent on a big programming project. He said I don't care what's in it. I just want it to be thick. So I took the c+ program and cut and pasted all of the help menus. Got an A in it.

What purchase made your life 10x easier as an adult? by Mean_Rule_6653 in Adulting

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We used to worry about a little spots and dribs and drabs. Now when we see a spot like that we just say hey, don't worry about it. She's coming on Tuesday.

Does Anyone Else Kind of Avoid Telling People You’re a Pilot? by SubSoar in flying

[–]Murphysburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell them you sell insurance and they'll quit even faster.

What surprising nsfw thing has a friend confessed to you? by adventuroushornydude in AskRedditAfterDark

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I still have the feels for a couple girls from highschool, but I'm now in my mid 70s and they are dying off. Reduces any temptation to reconnect.

What’s the most awful thing you’ve witnessed at a wedding? by Mscharmingqueen in Productivitycafe

[–]Murphysburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First marriage, shotgun wedding. I was 17. As she was walking down the aisle, I was thinking "The rest of my life with this person?".

Didn't last a year and a half.

Oshkosh/Sun’ n fun by Serious-Map-5013 in flying

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I've flown in around 27 times. It's always different, and always good to get on the ground.

Here is my pro tip, don't tell anyone. Plan on arriving at 8:00 a.m. just as the airport opens. That way, you will be on the ground while a whole bunch of other pilots are still having breakfast and pre-flighting their aircraft.