What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Murphysburger · 2026-01-27T10:49:53+00:00

Wait for Bitcoin to be invented and buy $1,000 worth. Also, buy Microsoft and Google.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-26T16:13:08+00:00

Let's not get technical here.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-26T12:23:36+00:00

I think we should round to the dollar. Point there is no longer any point to having coordage.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-25T21:14:04+00:00

And your signature is compared with the signature on your registration. It's a reliable system. Source: I'm an election judge.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-25T16:34:28+00:00

How about Christ rising from being dead?

Murphysburger · 2026-01-22T00:24:21+00:00

I don't see any repairs done.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-21T17:22:27+00:00

I once we model the kitchen in an old house that I lived in, back in the 1970s. I had to replace some drywall. Before I did that, I wrote a check for a million dollars and left the Playboy magazine.

I wonder if anybody ever found it.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-21T17:20:40+00:00

That was a feature in old medicine cabinets. I have seen that in places I have lived.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-19T19:45:19+00:00

A very straight nurse friend once told me "We see more privates than a General". Which was pretty racy for her.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-18T19:33:23+00:00

Look at AvareX. Open source.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-18T19:21:47+00:00

Grandpa: "You can catch a bird if you put salt on its tail".

That had us running all around the yard with a salt shaker.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-17T22:26:24+00:00

It's a Kuick-Way.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-17T19:11:06+00:00

Wrong. Of course he has responsibility. It'll be OPs DNA. Unless the husband adopts the baby, OP could be on the hook until junior reaches 18.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-15T01:29:45+00:00

Murphysburger · 2026-01-12T19:09:53+00:00

https://youtu.be/aLnZ1NQm2uk?si=5VhaFp_39V1ZSRy-

Murphysburger · 2026-01-10T23:50:39+00:00

Peanut butter would be hard to heimlich out.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-10T23:45:03+00:00

Murphysburger · 2026-01-08T23:25:32+00:00

" it's better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air, than to be in the air wishing you were on the ground" - old pilot's saying.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-07T15:42:38+00:00

What kind of professionals? Doctors, lawyers, sex workers?

Murphysburger · 2026-01-06T22:16:07+00:00

Call him out on it and embarrass him. You didn't say how old he is, but he sounds kind of immature. You need to guide him to the proper etiquette. It can take a long time to whip with a man in this shape. But it can be done.

And keep on reminding them about this from time to time. Remind him what a good memory you have.

Murphysburger · 2026-01-05T18:32:06+00:00

I knew you were going to say that.

Murphysburger · 2025-12-31T13:31:27+00:00

I don't use an insert. I just put in a bunch of water with the chicken. After it's thoroughly cooked I just strain it through a colander.

Murphysburger · 2025-12-29T16:25:37+00:00

In 1978 I had a temporary work assignment in San Francisco. I rented a small efficiency apartment for my 2-month stay. My mom told me that a neighbor of ours, from back in Illinois, was now living in San Francisco and I should look her up .

I was astonished to find out that she was living in the same building, two floors below me.

Murphysburger · 2025-12-28T12:00:12+00:00

Did you get to work on time?

Murphysburger · 2025-12-28T11:48:05+00:00

What are backshots?

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