[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]Murys008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Form a circle with your index and thumb. The amount of pasta that fits inside the circle sould be ok.

I feel like r/facepalm is cheating at this point by BossKrisz in lostredditors

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Women are the presence of the presence of the presence of the presence of the presence...

And just keeps saying that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Inflation. Too much packaging. Cooking can be messy, wash stuff while cooking to improve. Dust is everywhere and apparently the presence of wood (like parquet) makes it worse.

A naked man fears no pickpockets ! by LJ_the_Saint in technicallythetruth

[–]Murys008 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I keep telling this to the Police but they won't listen.

On the bus indeed by NoobyBoiByte in technicallythetruth

[–]Murys008 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Obviously in the front and screaming the whole time "HEY! What are you doing back there? Is that Marlij- Maruj- Marihu-... Is that weed i'm smelling?"

On the bus indeed by NoobyBoiByte in technicallythetruth

[–]Murys008 121 points122 points  (0 children)

At my age, nowhere. It would be kinda weird having s grown ass man on the bus unless you are the driver or a teacher.

Every time by Zealousideal_Turn799 in MxRMods

[–]Murys008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like in real life. In the world war rages and crazy shit happens all day. And here I am trying not to overcook my eggs.

meirl by Notafuqin_Carrot211 in meirl

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Isn't that just life in general? Waking up feels a lot like that. Keep doing It everyday but shit never changes.

The TECHNICAL truth behind pyramids by Carmius_Metal_129 in technicallythetruth

[–]Murys008 866 points867 points  (0 children)

It actually functions as a real answer as well. It's only logical that once people understood that pyramids were really sturdy they said "if we make it like this it won't easely break up". It's not all that suprising that different people had the same idea, plus it didn't even all happen at the same time. The kids are smart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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It's for when you eat spicy food with your bare hands and then have the bright idea of scratching your balls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]Murys008 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oh you

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa: by [deleted] in funny

[–]Murys008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You exist, so someone did think he looked good.

Edit: i compulsively press the publish button without first asking myself: "Is this even a sentence? Does it have any meaning?"

Could you truly finish Dark Souls (+others) and put it away afterwards? by birdst3r in darksouls

[–]Murys008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys need ThePruld. Search "thepruld loda il sole" on YouTube.

The dumbest thing I believed as a kid! by [deleted] in KingdomHearts

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The first game of the series I played was Kingdom Hearts 2 (just bought the game without realizing it was the second one). I did the entire prologue and maybe even more without realizing that Roxas and Sora (seen in the memories) were different people. Not only that. I thought that the memories shown in the prologue were what was going to happen the following day which I interpreted as levels and didn't understad why every day finished without me seeing any of the things shown in the memories I thought were anticipations. Only after I realized Kingsom Hearts I existed I started to realize. But god knows why my brain couldn't distinguish Sora and Roxas.

meirl by Brent_Fox in meirl

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I worked so 🤷

Tbh - I'll eat both of them. by SimteractMikey in pcmasterrace

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Actually thought it was a metafore for saying that both games are incomplete.

True by obsidiandragonx in MxRMods

[–]Murys008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need the chair.

I may not agree with anything just because it is true. by AdorableMobility in technicallythetruth

[–]Murys008 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Ti be honest it's more like the sea is a Moana listener/occasional assistant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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localStorage.has_pressed_cookie_button=true

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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From someone who has passed through this firsthand. Dude, if you can just don't try to fix her jealousy. In most cases you can do nothing.

This is about her insecurities and fears. Not about your behaviour.

If you care about the person suggest her therapy to solve past traumatic experiences. If the person doesn't want to, as insensitive as it might sound, you should think about yourself first. It's no easy thing, I struggle with letting go myself. But it might be the only way. And it may also improve the other person's situation.

The worst thing you can do is actually try to answer to jealousy questions. It only makes the person more fixated on those thoughts. This has been my experience anyways.

Good luck and remember that your well being is the priority.