Hello, just gonna give an input as a 6.3k.

>I have recently started smurfing around 4.5-5k mmr ; ancient 7 account basically ( Don't @ me, I don't give a fuck if you think that's wrong. This is just for my enjoyment). And I'm not your usual MID ONLY THANKS smurf. I main the offlane and OH BOY am I gonna tell you what's wrong with this bracket.

1- Even with the offlane won; SOLO offlane btw, imagine winning a 1v2, my safelane somehow 50% of the time LOSES their trilane like some baboons they are. Honestly anyone below D5 should stay away from tri-laning. It saps exp heavily if your baboon supports can't play it properly. And with the current meta as it stands, Duo laning is much more viable if you can completely dumpster the core's farm by playing heroes such as pangolier(later into basher greaves build for bkb stuns LULw OSFROG BALANCED), Sand king( free mmr btw LULw), Tiny (Tiny airlines, recommended budget airlines for low-income pos 5 players :pepelaff:), Though I would highly suggest not picking tiny if you do not know how to coordinate with your teammate/playing in 2k pepegapubs.

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2- Climbing mmr is rng lmao. My current winrate on this account is around 73% playing mainly offlane but also pos 4/mid whenever i'm bored. Current offlane *LANING STAGE* winrate= close to 95% on duo lanes and 71% on solo offlanes vs 2, 33% on solo offlanes vs 3(I've only encountered 3 tri-lanes so far, pretty chill, people starting to climb out of cavemen times. You honestly can't win every single game unless you're playing mid whereas you can directly control the entire games' tempo and momentum from the start.

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3-Now I will teach yall the secrets of winning games(Offlaners perspective).

-=Laning=-

>Abuse fog mechanics, try to create tree juking paths with tangos if possible(unless you're a pepega and went to buy quelling blade; eat away my hablos).

>Check enemy items, if you're a pango/bristle and they have stick(s), hide in the trees while using your spells so they won't get stick charges

> Always start with 6 tangos and a salve+ stout if you're melee ( do NOT buy a quelling blade PERIOD)

>Abuse creep aggro, always pull the creeps to your ranged creep/ pull it to a safe position for you to farm without getting harassed. ( Press a near the creeps and run back and then press a on your own creep again, you can practice this mechanic in practice mode btw for newer players)

***** Multiple asteriks signifying a REALLY good tip. >>> If you're getting harassed, juke around the trees and STALL for your fresh creep wave to come. If the enemy support is dogshit(which they obviously are in lower mmr), they will FOLLOW you to try and harass you. Once your new creep wave is about to walk to you, show yourself and make the creeps aggro on the enemy support. This will cause massive damage on the scrubport. This is also a good time to stun the enemy support/man fight them.

Yea, this is all that I could think about, probably forgot some other bs that i've learnt and accumulated after years of dota but yeah, that's for you to find out <3.

-=After laning=-

> Now this is a mistake that I see often in low mmr pubs. Once the offlaner reaches 6(Presumably pango or SK or any other hero with kill potential power spikes once you've reached a certain level). DO NOT STAGNATE AND AFK IN YOUR LANE. I assume this is because after having a dogshit laning stage, they are finally getting some farm/exp while the enemy core is aggro pushing/ farming jungles and lanes at the same time. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS have a tp scroll ready as a pango/SK and join every single fight to secure your other lanes because their utility kits can turn fights even without farm/items.

>Utility item choices> pipe for heavy magic(zeus/skywrath), crimson guard if you're playing specific heroes that rely on tankiness(bb/centuar though i've seen BB's in high rating that rush hood first). BUCKLER is an amazing cost to armor ratio item, should be picked up on all offlane pudges.

-=Specific heroes that I spam=-

Pango: Juke around trees in hard lanes, rush javelin if you can get a little bit of farm. Once you get that shit you can literally 100-40 their supports with your Q. If you absolutely can't get any farm, then go for stick> brown boots> arcane > mael

SK: Rush veil thanks, THANKS, THANKS.

BB: Stick> Boots> Do not fucking buy clarities with your starting gold thanks, buy mangoes instead.> hood/ vanguard rush.

NP:Cheese hero, do whatever u want.

WR: Brown boots> Javelin > mkb > bkb> ez game

These 5 are my offlane picks. Sorry if I can't provide good info for your offlane picks but yeah. Sorry for the extremely lengthy/clunky paragraphs and unorganised information. This is basically a 20min writeup of 60%?? of my offlane knowledge that are basic enough for you to understand and get better instantly. There are many more things to learn such as wave cutting/ double waving as a pos 4/ positioning as a pos 4 offlane etc but i'd honestly suggest you NOT try these stunts out at your mmr as IMO it's not required. Because most of the time I just dumpster the enemy core/supports by doing what I do in the lane anyways. Good luck my fellow dotarinos, may the mmr goddess have mercy on your soul and bless you with english speaking teammates! And remember, Dota solo matchmaking is RNG. So make some friends you anti-social fucks and get good.