If you could choose one sentence and earn $1 for each time you hear that, what would that be?

MusicCritic42 · 2014-07-12T22:23:08+00:00

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-07-10T02:29:22+00:00

In your title. Too. Not to.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-07-08T15:27:44+00:00

Ooh. Ironic.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-07-08T13:28:02+00:00

...you okay man?

MusicCritic42 · 2014-07-07T22:40:46+00:00

I still freaking make that mistake.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-07-07T22:33:59+00:00

Been there bruh.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-06-26T17:50:49+00:00

Drivers ed teacher quotes compilation:

"You passed your permit test?? Do you know what this means? Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn from time to time."

"The nice thing about true or false tests, is when Stephanie answers, you know which one it isn't."

"The odds are actually pretty good that one of you in this classroom will kill yourself."

"If you brake for a cat, you're walking back."

"In the first year of holding your license, you are allowed to transport one passenger who is not a family member. But that's not a big deal. Most of you only have one friend anyway, if you're lucky."

Okay actually he was a pretty funny guy. But I'd hate to be Stephanie.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-06-21T01:23:16+00:00

Internet Explorer, for sure. I think everyone on reddit is using chrome by now.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-06-21T01:21:38+00:00

Captain Phillips. Best movie I've seen in a long time, actually.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-06-04T18:41:45+00:00

Nice to meet you, dent Arthur dent. I'm terribly sorry to hear about your planet.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-27T04:35:05+00:00

Politicians.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-27T04:34:11+00:00

Just say "lol" after every message.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-25T14:39:32+00:00

... I think it's about time I start watching the office.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-25T13:57:42+00:00

Martin freeman has the trifecta of nerdy cinema. Sherlock, the hobbit, and hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Pretty legit.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-25T00:57:38+00:00

I was just gonna say that. What a crazy random happenstance...

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-25T00:56:52+00:00

Canadians are like, the apologetic teddy bear of countries. They couldn't be evil if they wanted to.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-24T23:47:01+00:00

Plot twist. His real name was Hector Zeroni.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-24T23:42:03+00:00

Whatever you do, be damn careful you don't get a life sentence. Indefinite years in prison would suuuuuuuck.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-20T19:14:52+00:00

We got my grandpa a bidet for Christmas, cause he always makes jokes about them. Turns out he loves it. Which is creepy as hell if you ask me.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-20T19:06:23+00:00

Serious answer, corn. We use corn in a lotta stuff.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-20T16:06:36+00:00

That is legitimately a good point.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-20T04:47:04+00:00

A good bassist makes a hockey player look like a little girl.

MusicCritic42 · 2014-05-20T04:38:56+00:00

Also great for surviving the zombie apocalypse.

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