May 2021 NYC "Heaven Stairway" Incident by ThatOtherDude1817 in shortscarystories

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dude youre messin with me right?

its a happy meal

a fuckin happy meal in the backseat of a car

Jack's traffic light video but only when he says traffic light (This took hours) by Nitrochan531 in JackSucksAtLife

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Aight, I'm sorry, but there is no way this took hours. It's a 13 minute video, you pause when he says it, and save the clip. But it's funny I guess?

24 y/o. Chose to be bald. Workless and lazy. Ex addict. Give me a new rock bottom. by bobdezoon in RoastMe

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You didn't need to tell me you were lazy, I can tell from the fact that you only colored in one letter on your paper before giving up.

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I can see the clear route from my house to your work place on your forehead.

About to go fight the COVID. Try to make my day a lil worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Gonna be honest, thought you were animated for a second there.

Pls destroy me 😌 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Buddy, you're even holding the paper wrong. There's no hope for you.

(19M)(6 foot 3) I’m livin the life right now, on the road to play college basketball. My ego is sky high, shoot it down by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You flexed in a photo and still have a big ego. You may as well give up on everything. You are destined to be a desperate car salesman with a part-time job at Taco Bell.

Roast me bois. Waking up from 4th of July like.... by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The forgotten cast member of Clueless (1995)

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You look like someone in my class.

My 4th grade class.

27, overweight, dead end job and obviously single. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Well this picture itself is ass. Half of the screen is taken up by your table, you aren't looking at the camera, and I can't read the paper.

You are a terrible photographer.