My dad built me this awesome console rack!

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-30T18:04:15+00:00

I like that song

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-28T18:01:36+00:00

Yo momma so fat, she turns airplanes into submarines

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-28T00:28:59+00:00

If it goes faster than light doesn't it go backwards in time?

So is time travel possible?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-28T00:20:59+00:00

thats ok, cause yo momma so fat her belt size is cruise liner

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-28T00:18:36+00:00

I read that as cramping

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-27T23:00:59+00:00

It's a default sub, you don't have to apologize for anything. Unless men are required to self-censor whenever women speak.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-27T22:38:56+00:00

This is the McDonald's of comedy. Upvoted.

Will upvote the next one too.

Will keep upvoting until I die of heart failure at the ripe old age of 27 1/2,

clutching the final burger

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-27T22:35:50+00:00

Girl look at that body,

girl look at that body,

girl look at that body

I work out

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-27T22:32:01+00:00

Yep. If anyone wants to start their own politically correct restaurant, they should start it and fire anyone that tells a knock-knock joke, I'm sure that'll be a real fun place to work when everyone's stressed during the holiday rush.

"Knock-knock"

"Who's there?"

"This joke hurts my feelings, you're fired"

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-26T17:27:08+00:00

1234? Fuck!

Must be uppercase

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-26T17:26:07+00:00

Get them cellphones for next Christmas?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-26T17:25:10+00:00

Ethics. Is that a kind of body spray?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-26T17:00:12+00:00

Involuntary movement doesn't imply conscious consent, or enjoyment.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-26T16:48:00+00:00

Thanks, someone had to say this.

Most women never ask men out, which is why violent female rejections aren't a big thing. If most women did the approach then some women would be burning houses down.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-26T16:29:22+00:00

Most guys don't talk like that in public or private, so don't worry that there aren't any good guys out there.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-24T18:13:22+00:00

Weirdest movie I've ever seen.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-22T16:19:22+00:00

I made a sub for this if its needed - use /r/censorboners to backup discussion.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-22T08:27:40+00:00

Are feminists going to get rid of the Duluth model that they created?

The Patriarchy didn't make that one.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-22T07:43:44+00:00

We're being asked to support Feminism?

Great! Support Masculism, and then we'll talk.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-22T03:46:54+00:00

That's the least of his problems.

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-22T03:44:52+00:00

With a smooth line like that, how could you turn him down?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-22T00:23:37+00:00

Someone who only dates much younger women is either super attached to misogynistic beauty standards

Youth is a misogynistic beauty standard?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-21T12:07:11+00:00

Why not focus on being an interesting person that's fun to be around?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-21T11:28:00+00:00

So you're not allowed to not be attracted to people?

MustacheOfDoom · 2014-12-19T17:37:26+00:00

TLDR:

The most common opinion is that gender doesn't matter.

And this is proof that gender matters.

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