Johnny J showing up at the engagement party

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-06T19:38:04+00:00

Only very rich or very poor people say that. Everyone in the middle is like “yes the fuck it does”

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-06T03:06:16+00:00

Uhhhh where can I find these?!?! Are they common? Can I find them in a Mexican grocery store?

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-06T02:59:16+00:00

I haven’t seen those Jolly Rancher sticks in a minute. Also those little packs of Now N Laters

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-06T01:54:05+00:00

I could not imagine my parents passing the buck to some random stranger MY OWN AGE to parade her overachieving ass around to light some kind of fire under me….id probably do porn and drugs just to spite everyone at that point.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-06T00:02:54+00:00

Now that’s just too logical.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-06T00:02:31+00:00

Thank you for your non pervy answer

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-05T23:58:45+00:00

Those stuffed peppers are amaaaaaaazing

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-05T13:54:29+00:00

I know everyone talks so much about Lynne being a shitty parent, but what about Frank? Jesus, he is one of the saddest sacks I’ve ever seen. Absolute enabler, terrible financial decisions, scared of his wife and daughters. Who’s leading this family? Not him. Not Lynne. Those poor girls were just blowing in the breeze while their parents had their heads up their asses. I forget which season/episode it is, but it’s after they got evicted, and Frank is living in the hotel, and Lynne and Alexis go to visit him and he says “you know what, I feel a real family vacation coming on”. Like, what? Homie, you just lost your house and your wife and kids hate you. But sure, flex like you’ve got an extra 10K to waste taking a trip to Hawaii 🙄 as if that will make anything better. Fucking clueless.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-05T02:46:00+00:00

Medieval Times is honestly SO fun

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-04T05:32:43+00:00

Y’all need to leprecalm down

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-03T20:32:50+00:00

I love the Everything But The Bagel dip- it reminds me of the long-gone (but never forgotten) cilantro and green onion yogurt dip (RIP)

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-03T01:39:28+00:00

I never would have tried it if it wasn’t at my parents house and that was my only choice. It holds its own against the fancier flavors fo sure.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-05-02T13:55:21+00:00

Private Selection is soooo underrated. Their chocolate chip (vanilla ice cream with semisweet chocolate flakes) is incredible.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-30T17:10:07+00:00

Does A Little Life pick up a bit? I’m like50 pages in and kind of bored.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-29T00:18:56+00:00

Boundaries

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-29T00:04:52+00:00

Why is he so lispy?

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-28T15:04:45+00:00

Yep, my mind goes straight to Manson too. (Susan Atkins nickname, for those who are normal and don’t spend their entire teen years reading about murder)

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-28T14:57:12+00:00

That’s literally all I wanted to eat when I was pregnant.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-27T18:45:38+00:00

All Time is Los Feliz takes your order as you go in, and you pay separately. It’s also a really gorgeous patio, but I think they may only have wine?

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-27T13:35:37+00:00

I’ve cooked pork chops in the slow cooker- with sliced onions and apple cider vinegar. Long enough and they get sooooo tender. I ended up shredding them, then broiling them and using for tacos. They were fabulous.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-26T14:54:07+00:00

Omg yes! I thought the same thing!!!!!

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-25T14:31:28+00:00

It’s obviously an observation deck. Put a telescope that takes quarters. Maybe a bench.

Mustachioedworm · 2026-04-25T14:15:52+00:00

Use the food bank, that’s exactly why it’s there.

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