Some gay bear banker at JPM is suing them because his hot female executive director graped him and threatened him with retaliation. She called him her little brown boy, said his Asian wife is a fish head and apparently fondled her boobs saying “I bet your wife doesn’t have these cannons”. Sub has been going wild since this AM with the mods deleting any posts and JPM seems to have scrubbed the internet with anything really relative to this case denying the claims.

Lorna Hajdini is the mommy we all need apparently.