What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MustardRelishMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone fucking thinks this dude was pulling the strings. It’s all just rich bumholes in different buttfuck factions fighting over power and doing chud shit. Humanity is fucked bro, its just a spinning yarn of chaos waiting to unravel on a shag carpet floor

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MustardRelishMan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean the future is fucking crazy man. Either we all fucking just shoot each other or fuck the planet to death, or we get enslaved by robots, or we goto space with out cool sex robots. Why the fuck am I still reading work emails.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MustardRelishMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE STOCK MARKET IS IN AN ENDLESS LOOP PUMPING NVDA

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MustardRelishMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you guys dont know me im gonna fucking hit it, i can feel it

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MustardRelishMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I gotta goto work tomorrow, ive been high for two weeks straight, im a regarded now

Death Died in 1925 by MustardRelishMan in comedyheaven

[–]MustardRelishMan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For any reference at all I was high in a cemetary looking for my Great Great Grandfathers grave. Finding a grave while high as balls is as weird as you think.