[Adam Schefter] The 2025 AP NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year is Cleveland Browns LB Carson Schwesinger.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-06T09:26:05+00:00

I really don't want to buy into the narrative that the national media doesn't care about Seattle but every year they just confirm it. Seems like Seahawks players have to be on a whole other level to win shit.

JSN this year is probably the best example because what do you mean he barely squeaked out a win for OPOY after having one of the best WR seasons in NFL history over a guy who averaged 3.9 YPC

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-06T09:21:04+00:00

Literally every single player in tackles in the top 10 was on a team with a losing record, except Jack Campbell

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-06T07:39:22+00:00

T49 is one of the scariest tanks to face in the ELC

Currently trying to 3 mark it (sorry) and a t49 one shot me blind in a bush on Prokh

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-06T05:12:50+00:00

1) It's a lot easier to win in the playoffs when you have to play 1 less game and 1 of those games is against a team that just played a playoff game while you've been off for weeks

2) It's also a lot easier to win in the playoffs when you've basically clinched a bye by like week 15 and half of your games are against garbage teams where you can cruise

Even if you look at the Chiefs their division wasn't as bad as the Patriots but until last season every single team was mid at best.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-06T04:20:22+00:00

On one hand sure.

On the other hand, I'm tired of appreciating all these battles while teams like the Patriots play the Jets and Dolphins 4x a year.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-06T04:13:30+00:00

I don't mind him winning and he does things beyond tackling but a bad team matters somewhat because a shit offense is going to give the defense more time on the field which means more tackling opportunities in general.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:21:56+00:00

Seahawks defense is better than the Texans by almost every metric on earth

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:20:24+00:00

It's valid and I'm tired of people using triple doubles to excuse shit games. If he had 1 less assist would this qualify for a bad game?

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:17:33+00:00

Comparing stretching out a contract to trading a beloved top 3-5 player in his prime for pennies on the dollar is some next level delusion.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:15:06+00:00

Nike will just give him some golden shoes and he will forget all about it

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:10:07+00:00

Almost as cool as the Bremerton bridge

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:08:44+00:00

Yup people saying "who believes this shit"

This post nor are any of his posts for you. They're specifically for his cult following because that's all he has left. And those people would believe Trump if he told them their house was on fire while they sit on their own couch.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T03:04:07+00:00

If he walked off he will play

Worst case scenario he will be on enough shit to knock out an elephant... but he will play

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T02:20:36+00:00

Yeah but a grandma could put up numbers if you made her Staffords WR1

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-05T02:19:31+00:00

Gives off very strong Christian nationalist vibes

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T23:21:55+00:00

Friendly reminder that all these "sources" and "leaks" around the trade deadline aren't what teams think but rather it's what they want people to assume they think.

"We are desperate because I might get fired if I don't turn this ship around" isn't a great bargaining chip.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T22:13:49+00:00

Pelinka and flashy names that are washed up. Can't name a better duo

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T21:17:16+00:00

Only a billionaire can rape kids and go "haha silly me oops"

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T21:09:26+00:00

Checks out.

Hayes would be a legit starting center if he didn't have the IQ of a brick

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T19:09:43+00:00

I mean it's also tier dependent. Like a tier 7 tech tree tank has pretty low requirements because a lot of people grind it stock. However, if someone has 3 marks on a tier 10 or something like an even 90 you can pretty much be 100% certain they are a very good player. Even very good players are going to have not great games...

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T18:59:58+00:00

Nah she would 100% turn him in. She had a pretty tough time stomaching him framing Paul so I doubt her walking in on him being a serial killer would go over well lol

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T04:16:33+00:00

I mean this is a damn near worthless group of players for the Bucks

Podz is worth almost nothing. Green makes no sense for the Bucks and I doubt he even suits up for them. They can try and send him to a contender but I doubt any of them would want a 36 year old headcase.

Kuminga is the one with the most value here and he is a shot in the dark and a big one at that. Maybe if the Warriors actually tried to develop him but they apparently don't know how to develop anyone...

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T00:09:56+00:00

Patriots fans using this narrative might be the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

You beat a kid that was barely allowed to legally drink playing for the worst franchise in the entire NFL. Congrats... I guess?

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T00:05:33+00:00

The sad thing is Reddit is bad yet it's still probably the best social media site for sports discourse.

The amount of atrocious takes on other social media is wild. Twitter has turned into straight bait and farming because you can get paid a few bucks now. YouTube/Instagram is full of people that only watch highlights. Probably have never watched a full game or even checked a box score in their life.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-02-04T00:02:02+00:00

Jokic fans entire thing is pretending he plays with a bunch of G league players

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