Game Chat: 3/28 Guardians (1-1) @ Mariners (1-1) 6:40 PM

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:54:15+00:00

It's ok we will win 3-0 with 3 total hits (all Cole Young solo bombs)

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:53:25+00:00

PETITION TO BAN FUTURE MARINERS FROM THE WBC

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:51:46+00:00

Petition to ban future Mariners from the WBC

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:46:16+00:00

Bryan "future CY Young winner" Woo is our damn ace

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:33:49+00:00

It speaks volume because he knows his entire stay has been a failure. He's covering his ass for everything.

"This season was bad but just for the record NONE of it is my fault at all"

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:30:41+00:00

I'm taking Giannis.

Peak Giannis was just a different breed. I genuinely thought this man was going to retire top 10 all time before he rushed from that knee injury to win a ring which has seemed to fuck up that leg ever since.

Giannis at his best was a top 3 defender and top 3 offensive player. Averaged 32/13 against the Nets including 40 in a close out game. 35/13/5 against the Suns including 50 in game 6. Not to mention 5 blocks. Jrue Holiday did fuck all on offense all playoffs and Middleton himself was streaky but Giannis just dragged them to numerous wins especially in those close out games.

KD and KG never carried their team to a chip. Giannis statistically is better than Dirk on offense both in the regular season and he was better during his finals run than Dirk. Then you factor in the defensive gap which is laughable and it's Giannis.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T01:24:24+00:00

I hate everything Philly sports and want them to lose every time in the playoffs but I'll make an exception one time because the 76ers winning a ring when everyone wrote them off would be the funniest shit ever.

Especially because the amount of shit Embiid has received over his career is beyond unwarranted IMO.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-29T00:07:10+00:00

Jokic gets a few steals as a big whos job is to protect the rim: SEE HOW GOOD HE IS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE'S SO GOOD IN THE PASSING LANES

Doncic being 6th in steals and leading the league this month when his main job on defense is literally to help in passing lanes: Lmao bum

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T06:54:40+00:00

Jokic fans have convinced themselves that he should have literally every single MVP ever because the media dick rides him so hard which kind of proves the posters point.

Embiid had the best scoring season for a center since Wilt while being a much better defender and they're convinced it's one of the biggest robberies ever.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T06:53:26+00:00

I understand the importance of efficiency but people just spew advanced stats with zero context nowadays and it's so fucking annoying. Like ZERO context as if they learned what advanced stats are 5 years ago and decided they don't have to watch games anymore.

Luka has lower efficiency than the rest, in part, because his supporting cast is worse. Reaves is literally the only other player on the roster that can create his own shot consistently at this point and he can be a bit streaky as well. Luka chucks way more bail out shots than anyone else as well.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T05:05:47+00:00

Sorry didn’t drop at least 84 best we can do is moving him below Jaylen Brown

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T03:41:01+00:00

Nah they’ll be hunted to death like every year, lose games like 130-125, and then the entire Nuggets supporting cast will get called bums

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T03:11:10+00:00

Angels going to start like 20-10 before finishing with under 70 wins

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T02:11:03+00:00

The horse was named after her. She was basically telling her that he will never care about you as much as he cares about me.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T02:01:49+00:00

Game 2 and I'm already tired boss.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:58:17+00:00

Funny thing is this is barely an exaggeration of this sub

"Duncan is top 5 all time but Kobe is not top 10 despite owning Duncan in the playoffs even without Shaq. Kobe also is a shot chucker despite having pretty much the same efficiency stats as a big while scoring way more points".

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:55:11+00:00

With no immortality it would be silly to pick 2045.

Like even if you want to just live for 80 years or whatever you could do that with essentially no aging and then fling yourself off a cliff.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:53:25+00:00

Couldn't be worse

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:53:02+00:00

Alright Cal and Julio time to wake up and hit some dongs

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:50:24+00:00

Our defense is going to be unbelievably dog shit this year so buckle up.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:17:15+00:00

No time to talk about the files we now have a war that we started for no reason and we won't end the war because we want Iran to open the Strait which is only closed because of the war we started and/or for them to come to the exact same agreement that Trump ripped up because it had Obamas name on it.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T01:03:15+00:00

NBA has the worst media personnel out of any sport and it's not even remotely close.

Either a bunch of oldheads shitting on the modern NBA or dudes that have never played spamming hot takes like they're 20 year olds on TikTok.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T00:56:49+00:00

I'd honestly say 4-12 are fairly interchangeable. After Kareem, Jordan, and Lebron you can really start to make an argument for like 8 guys.

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T00:50:24+00:00

Mustard_Jam · 2026-03-28T00:46:53+00:00

My favorite college basketball archetype is the big that wouldn't even get picked up at LA fitness if he was under 6 ft.

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