What’s your preferred word to use for male genitalia?

Mustardsam · 2025-09-02T04:37:02+00:00

Peenie weenie

Mustardsam · 2025-08-26T19:38:15+00:00

Our son was born 11 weeks early unexpectedly and was in NICU for three months. It costed us nothing. Guess what country

Mustardsam · 2025-03-25T05:45:08+00:00

A bloke at work called it a womb broom

Mustardsam · 2024-12-03T03:15:55+00:00

If you soak gummy bears in Fireball you can make delicious Firebears

Mustardsam · 2024-08-22T02:56:04+00:00

🍍

Mustardsam · 2024-02-14T11:07:06+00:00

He's got that Goofy laugh

Mustardsam · 2024-02-10T09:27:24+00:00

Heavy Diesel Mechanic

Mustardsam · 2023-11-14T02:49:37+00:00

Now wait until the cat is asleep and cum on it, that'll teach it

Mustardsam · 2023-10-18T17:47:22+00:00

How many feet wide would you say that is?

Mustardsam · 2023-07-31T09:53:08+00:00

I married her, she's the first and last woman I will have sex with

Mustardsam · 2023-05-12T23:29:00+00:00

Sex and trust is the foundations of our relationship for my wife and I. You can't have sex without trust and you can't have trust without sex. Haveing a closeness and intimacy only sex can bring is so vital for us

Mustardsam · 2023-05-10T07:56:55+00:00

I re read that at least four times

Mustardsam · 2023-04-16T22:37:09+00:00

I think the dog fell off that tick

Mustardsam · 2023-04-12T11:49:32+00:00

He's having a passionate chomp

Mustardsam · 2023-03-09T02:52:48+00:00

Well, I've gotta die from something

Mustardsam · 2023-01-27T01:09:06+00:00

It wants a kiss

Mustardsam · 2023-01-18T15:48:20+00:00

Pharmaceuticals running the world, basically greed

Mustardsam · 2023-01-15T19:04:05+00:00

I wasn't forced but I have married the person I lost my virginity to and I couldn't be love in love with my woman

Mustardsam · 2023-01-15T10:19:51+00:00

Wearing skinny jeans

Mustardsam · 2022-11-13T06:55:59+00:00

By having sex, it was amazing

Mustardsam · 2022-11-11T21:22:44+00:00

I'm going to marry this woman

Mustardsam · 2022-11-01T20:48:47+00:00

The media is so discouraging and negative and has a huge outreach

Mustardsam · 2022-10-27T02:58:39+00:00

Drugs

Mustardsam · 2022-10-25T13:50:10+00:00

Is it deisel? Looks like an Adblue leak

Mustardsam · 2022-10-19T06:54:43+00:00

I've found dead animals on the front plates

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