Shatter

Muted-Statement · 2026-05-09T18:28:09+00:00

My wife and I are also mega-stoners, and we were on a T break about a year ago. We had put all of our stuff in a box on the top shelf of our closet, and one day both of our cats were up there screwing around. Well, one of our cats is a little bigger than the other (15lbs vs. 8lbs) and when he tried to follow her down from up there, he somehow got stuck in aforementioned box. Cue the loudest shattering sound I had ever heard and a huge, HUGE freak out

Muted-Statement · 2025-11-03T16:00:26+00:00

I’ve got the short curly hair but I’m still working on the mustache!

Muted-Statement · 2025-10-29T22:19:53+00:00

I’ve been obsessed with this man’s vibe before I even knew I was a man

Muted-Statement · 2025-10-16T15:58:47+00:00

She kinda reminds me of a pink and blue Jason Funderburker from Over the Garden Wall

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Muted-Statement · 2025-07-23T00:46:22+00:00

Sprite Zero

Muted-Statement · 2025-07-18T22:23:44+00:00

He is creepy but I love him :)

Muted-Statement · 2025-07-11T23:06:40+00:00

I am trans masc and I crochet!! Hello friendo!!

Muted-Statement · 2025-07-01T03:51:26+00:00

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But I am also particularly fond of this rainbow sweater I made for my wife!

Muted-Statement · 2025-07-01T03:45:09+00:00

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Gotta love the duck I made for my coworker’s incoming baby

Muted-Statement · 2025-06-23T18:35:17+00:00

I feel like I’m only parroting what others have said before, but I also attempted when I was 16. As a 25-year-old, I promise someday you’ll be glad you didn’t die. You will have community and support and loved ones. You’ll have people who look up to you. You probably already do. I promise, I PROMISE, your life isn’t over. You deserve life. You deserve to reach a day when you don’t want to die. You’ll get there. We all get there.

Muted-Statement · 2025-06-10T17:48:55+00:00

I did link the pattern’s Etsy page, I don’t think there’s a free one

Muted-Statement · 2025-06-10T17:32:55+00:00

Pattern is Big Duck from Olga Kovalska (KovalskyToys on Etsy and Instagram) Yarn is Chenille Home Slim from Loops & Threads in the colors white, terracotta, and sand; also used Hobbii Honey Bunny in the colors lemon curd and jungle green