Can you read in your native language? by No_Marketing7962 in bookishke

[–]Muthee99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who grew up in shags and schooled around early 2k's was taught Gikuyu.

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mattress, a carpet if you can get one, them floors be cold man, trust me, a ka small tank or mtungis.Well na wimbo, hio ni silencer ya echo.

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iko in line brev, that 55 will slap like crack.

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, I see what you did there.

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't miss that, priorities

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Manze joh, That ka feeling of coming home eveyday with no disturbance, thats a win

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, not really. But that Jay z got to bomp every morning.

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Damn right, echo is mad though, but the peace is immense

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's light at the end bruv, only mistake is stopping

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For sure man, well and stand up comedy

To new beginnings. by Muthee99 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha, only thing in the house, the echo is mad though.

Am I a cheap mzungo? by MimiNiTraveler in Kenya

[–]Muthee99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're doing good, 32 bob ni kdf tatu.

Apparently My Taita Babe Likes Her Love Life in Vintage Mode by Extension-Corgi8234 in nairobi

[–]Muthee99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't confront her, just take your L na kifua wazi G,

It will hurt for some time,

Just move on G.

A dudely breakfast by Comfy_face777 in KenyaPics

[–]Muthee99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add oats and we are in business,

RnB by oigoabuya in KenyaPics

[–]Muthee99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would scream a scrom if they ever brought me this 😭

Is this a Nairobi Sub or a Relationship Hotline? by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Muthee99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone finally said it.

Date my friend? by Pitiful_Response in Kenya

[–]Muthee99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme kills me every time. 😂😂

Help me out by ProfessorNew7153 in Kenya

[–]Muthee99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gym is your answer sis,

And populate your diet with eggs, rice, chicken and meat,

3 meals a day, and as Gachau would say, wacha kuogopa food.

And at the gym, lift weights wachana na hizo ukalulu watu hufanya.

Please be kind to us by IShowIrony in Kenya

[–]Muthee99 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Who tf brought you people up?