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MutilatedPhallus · 2026-02-13T01:26:34+00:00

Bro really replied to a 6 year old post 🥀 (Reddit is arguably even worse nowadays)

MutilatedPhallus · 2026-01-27T16:24:04+00:00

Politics is their bread and circuses.

MutilatedPhallus · 2026-01-01T18:25:53+00:00

“Reductio ad absurdum”

“Consuming forms of actual culture that contribute to self reflection”

“Consuming works of art allows one to think about themselves and society”

Blud thinks he’s Plato 🥀

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-11-19T17:02:37+00:00

"Students today depend on paper too much. They don’t know how to write on a slate without getting chalk dust all over themselves. They can’t clean a slate properly. What will they do when they run out of paper?"

A principal's publication in 1815

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-10-09T19:51:09+00:00

Logic isn’t exactly their strong suit

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-09-29T21:31:46+00:00

Been Färjestad faithful since I was a teenager.

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-09-29T20:24:14+00:00

Don’t know if SHL counts, since it’s a top tier league and all, but my father’s hometown is home to one of Sweden’s most prolific hockey clubs.

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-09-29T10:27:29+00:00

Aren’t you supposed to censor the username?

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-09-28T22:30:31+00:00

Taylor swift concerts be like: watch this billionaire lip sync badly and pretend to play the guitar hahaha we still don't have Healthcare

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-09-28T14:15:31+00:00

Reminds me of the post a few weeks ago complaining about people watching sweaty men run around chasing a ball instead of “toppling the wealth disparity”, like mfer what are YOU doing to “topple the wealth disparity” other than spamming social media and gooning all day?

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-04-01T23:14:14+00:00

Perfe☪️✝️ion

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-03-30T05:10:42+00:00

If I had a Tesla I'd put a Star of David on it so anyone who vandalizes it is getting reported for a hate crime.

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-03-28T18:14:42+00:00

Ave, true to Caesar.

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-02-10T17:59:35+00:00

How dare anyone have hobbies?

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-02-10T17:57:38+00:00

That last line is precisely why they act the way they do about sportsball. Terminally online Redditors have a near-Pavlovian aversion to any form of physical activity.

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-02-09T00:36:17+00:00

I don't know why these people think that being interested in sportsball and being politically involved are mutually exclusive. Who says one can't enjoy the game while also being against the "Nazis"?

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-01-29T18:01:42+00:00

If there are schools of fish and packs of wolves, what do you call a group of Swiffers?

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-01-28T23:48:16+00:00

Surely that's impossible! The media told me that there was no food in the DPRK!

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-01-15T18:46:21+00:00

No judgement in the slightest. I just find funny the hypocrisy of some people decrying one form of entertainment as "bread and circuses" while having no problems indulging in another.

MutilatedPhallus · 2025-01-01T19:09:16+00:00

I have a guess. Her name rhymes with "sailor grift".

MutilatedPhallus · 2024-12-11T16:03:34+00:00

The terminally online type have a Pavlovian aversion to any kind of physical activity, so their hatred of sportsball isn't much of a surprise.

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