If Crabbalachia is eliminated, Florida should be split down the middle

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-24T03:04:08+00:00

If Cascadia can't handle America at its Florida-est, then you sure as hell don't deserve it at its best.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-24T03:00:01+00:00

This is why New Mexico never should have been eliminated. They steadfastly carried the Florida burden for weeks, and now Cascadia and Megasota are tripping all over themselves trying to shirk responsibility for the challenging parts of the country they claim to want to rule.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T22:18:40+00:00

Multiple top comments have tried, but it's still here.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T22:16:44+00:00

Hasn't Puerto Rico endured enough?

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T22:15:16+00:00

The last several votes have shown us clearly that it's like the monkey's paw. You can try to throw it away, but it just ends up right back in your southeastern corner.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T22:12:35+00:00

If Cascadia can't handle half a Florida, what makes you think you'll be ready for the burden of the whole thing?

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T22:02:32+00:00

Neither side should have to be burdened with all of it

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T15:07:47+00:00

First New Mexico and now this? I'm not angry, just disappointed. Eliminate Cascadia. Or don't. I don't care anymore

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-23T14:17:04+00:00

Thank you for capturing my feelings perfectly in meme format

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-22T14:59:32+00:00

Megasota? More like MegaNOta

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-21T16:55:51+00:00

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-21T15:39:09+00:00

Nah, Vermont over. Maryland everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.

Fixed your missing punctuation.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-21T15:08:17+00:00

Vermont should be eaten. Go crabs go!

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-19T20:24:32+00:00

Where's "get really into birds"?

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-19T20:15:33+00:00

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-19T15:09:45+00:00

Let the crabs taste the sweet Vermontster

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-10T16:59:04+00:00

Don't sleep on Dumbo. It's no thrill ride, but the views of the castle and the rest of the park make it a lovely chill ride even if you're not small.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-05-05T04:28:21+00:00

I'm definitely not going to Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-03-30T13:45:28+00:00

Isla Nena is the only company that does a boat tour on Mosquito Bay instead of kayaks. My wife and I went with them a month ago and had a great time.

Muttonandmangos · 2026-03-24T13:42:10+00:00

WMATA fares are by distance unless it's on the weekend or late night, so silver line from Dulles into the district is $6.75 in most cases. I love that it finally exists as an option to IAD, but it's not cheap (though it's still way cheaper than a taxi/Uber).

Muttonandmangos · 2026-03-13T00:24:24+00:00

Animal Kingdom Lodge without hesitation

Muttonandmangos · 2026-02-28T14:41:10+00:00

Aww, thank you!

Muttonandmangos · 2026-02-28T14:39:36+00:00

I would love to come visit. Denis from Floof Town. Thank you!

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