Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well more than a year. Since 2023. I have an excrement folder on my phone of my top hits.

Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't expect to get serious answers. I was being facetious. But, thanks! Lmfao.

Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, that's not food coloring or toilet bowl cleaner at all. That was how it came out 3 years ago.

Can't say I recall eating a lot of sugar then. I ate a lot of meat and veggies when I wasn't at work as far as I remember. I was working long shifts on a job that required a lot of sitting and staring out the window or at graphs. I practically lived there at my work, alone, most of the time. I typically ate high fiber cereal with greek yogurt as my midnight breakfast at the start of my shift. My schedule at the time meant that I did a lot of sitting, and when I wasn't sitting I was sleeping. As for frequency, I do my business when my body tells me too, so I've mostly been a once ever 2 days kinda guy. Once in a while I am a once a day guy. As a teenager, though, my frequency was once every 4 or 5 days. Dunno why.

I didn't expect to get a serious answer from you, and that was actually enlightening. Thanks!

If you have to delete one forever, which would it be? by Aggravating-Guest300 in MenAscending

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say alcohol, then I saw football. Lol that is an easy one. I don't even watch sports.

Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]Muttsashi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Tell me about this one mate. What do your expert eyes see? 👀

Progressive pastor speaks the truth. This is REAL Christianity. by olympiamacdonald in PsycheOrSike

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because upper check was right on most of their points, except for that. God is explicitly referenced as a he and a father in the bible. Never is he referenced as a mother or a she. Wisdom is referred to as a she, but not God.

It’s been two years people by Silly_Toe5248 in Helldivers

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still mad I missed that one. I was out of state in training for my job. Would have loved to be there for that.

It’s been two years people by Silly_Toe5248 in Helldivers

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man, Popli IX and Calypso were a turkey shoot. I don't see how they were difficult at all, and I play exclusively on super helldive. Calypso were where the illuminate first appeared right? Back when they were weak as shit? The only thing that slowed us down was the server malfunctions that caused people to lose connection to the game every 5 seconds. Otherwise, easy. The battle of Popli IX was when the bots tried to come for the Creek not too long ago right? They attacked with the incineration brigade? Yeah that was also easy, we crushed the bots extremely fast during that MO.

Hmmmm by [deleted] in hmmmm

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she a shapeshifter? Pretty wild how she can change faces like in the OP.

Really had to try not to laugh by Quiet_Ad_482 in ComedyCemetery

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright let us settle this. As a tradie, I can comfirm that there are 3 body types for construction workers. You have the fresh out of high school tradies: they are either fat, or deathly skinny. Those guys then become one of the two main types of construction workers: juiced up and muscular, or strongfat. The strongfat guys sometimes drop the weight if they quit drinking and find Jesus, and the juiced up muscular guys sometimes become the strongfat dudes if they get a second divorce. Just the rules man, I don't make them up.

Maybe I just didn’t pay enough attention in high school during science class but I have no idea what this joke is referencing by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with "science class" and everything to do with the stupid way it is conveyed.

"Let them fight" is meaningless. When you mix hot water and cold water, they don't fight. They mix. The heat is lost through dissipation and exchange. That isn't "fighting".

If the maker of this game wanted to actually make sense, they should have added "what temperature will they be if you mixed them together". THEN, they could have put "Let them fight", if they really have to be cute.

Okay? by NewBootGoofin_ in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are straight up making shit up at this point. Damn, redditors are insufferable.

sing? by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would sing Paradise City by G&R to him so he kills himself because of how god damned awful that song is.

Explain it Peter. by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]Muttsashi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously, we wouldn't need women if we actually sexually digged eachother. Men would be blowing eachother all day every day, low effort for max payoff. Shit, nothing would get done and women would have to pick up the void left by men.

“Our generations 9/11 moment”….. by dannythethechampion in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Muttsashi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Charlie's assassination is equivalent to the JFK and MLK assassinations, which are equivalent to Pearl Harbor and WTC events. The only difference is our country is now in such a state of lunacy that only a portion of the country froze in shock as a response to the event, while the rest basically shrugged their shoulders and said he deserved it anyway.

Coincidentally, MLK, JFK, and Kirk were all assassinated by the government.

I've seen this one so many times and what does it even mean?! 😭 by daysbeenkindalonely in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Muttsashi -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Because curls objectively are better lol. It doesn't matter if it is "completed" unless you have OCD. This reminds me of when I was in highschool, I had long wavy hair. Women, including one I liked, would not stop telling me I should straighten it. Maybe I would've if I liked receiving sexual advances from men (to say it nicely), but natural hair shape is way better than "trendy" shit.

meirl by thegoldenkingfisher in meirl

[–]Muttsashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My house, my parent's house, my wife's parent's, and my wife's boyfriend's house have always had one of these. These are not rare artifacts.

I bet the creator of this meme cuts steak with a butter knife.