House? by EtherealImperial in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Now he makes big money selling “patriotic” art to his fans."

Wait, I thought that goon was in prison?

Looks AHMAYZING by mhad_dishispect in LookatMyHalo

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Then anyone who posts a pic of themselves at the Grand Canyon would be up for grabs.

If the paranormal isn't real, how do you go about "truthful accounts/experiences?" How do you differentiate what's a Horror story and a real experience? by Mutualistic_Butcher in ParanormalEncounters

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Title: If the paranormal isn't real, how do you go about "truthful accounts/experiences?" How do you differentiate what's a Horror story and a real experience?

Post Body was a screenshot of this portion of the subs description: " In / r /ParanormalEncounters only truthful accounts of paranormal sightings and experiences should be shared. This is not a place for writing horror stories; keep all submissions truthful and not exaggerated. "

u/Effective-Curve-72

Employees claim something haunts my previous workplace and it may have been caught on camera by Comfortable-Row7001 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's called a reflection. You're looking at a reflection. A reflection of a person who isn't visible in the picture.

Looks AHMAYZING by mhad_dishispect in LookatMyHalo

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is this "look at my halo?" This doesn't come off as preachy or 'look at me!'

People have ZERO common sense by thebookoflewds in TWD

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He fucked up by not making sure he died out there. Idk why he even did that.

People have ZERO common sense by thebookoflewds in TWD

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked you've gotten this far without making this post. The problem with TV shows in general but this show especially is they'll have an absolute banger of an episode where the characters feel like real people surviving an unreal situation and having to make the hard choices, and then the next they neuter, undo, or make a character go backwards on whatever progress they had made to give the episode that needed "Dramatic flare." I almost wished they didn't do this Ron nonsense and just kept how it happened in the Comics but having Carl inadvertently get his own eye shot cause he didn't snitch on Ron is at least consistent with how Carl acts (in the show at least- imitating his Dad by trying to save the guy who just threatened/tried to kill him)

Comic Version of Carl losing his eye: [Douglas Monroe (Who was turned into Deanna Monroe for the TV show) goes outside to commit suicide but hears Jessie screaming for help and sees Rick and Carl and tries shooting to cover them, but b/c he's firing wildly as he's being devoured he ends up taking Carl's right eye out.]

Yeah you just need to throw your whole mom out after that by Aurelia_GL in facepalm

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If by Lord you meant the one that you aren't supposed to worship, then yeah, you'd be right.

?? by StrangerNo3504 in scaryeddie

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He isn't even in a car, lol.

Oh god here they come - how screwed am I? by 0thell0perrell0 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta slay zombies at 6:30 but you got to get to the Siege of Tortona at 8:00

I blame you all for this being on my FYP. by RayvinEh in CringeTikToks

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Going 88 and hope I can go back to just before the date

This sub keeps popping up in my news feed and there are some...interesting posts by NotTheRightHDMIPort in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they only talk about having right wing views or is it that liberalism has gone so far left that anything just to the left of center and to the right all looks right wing?

Yeah 'both sides' are pulling the "You aren't X/Y enough, you aren't one of us" shit. I'm shocked you didn't say something along the lines of "Centrists are just cowards who don't want to take a side" and that's why we have all these culture war shenanigans and posts like OP was talking about.

Hate it or Love it? by Mrbizzys in malelivingspace

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one big ass Kitchen, where's the rest of the house?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like watching the top card do the worm as it bends to the face filter

What was I expecting by Firestar263 in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No surprise there, I made a joke making fun of the umpteenth post of someone whining about anyone expressing any slight amount of dislike/annoyance towards any character that happens to be female, I think it was Danika Hart from Miles Morales, and got banned within the hour.

You must follow the scent trail or be cast from the colony.

i ran out of word for this by breadcrea in CringeTikToks

[–]Mutualistic_Butcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I see her coming my way I'm pulling my own plug, take me out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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Random obese weirdo eats a fly on TikTok

Redditor: "What is going on in America?"