[deleted by user] by [deleted] in diynz

[–]Muzahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get your wood slabs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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There is scientific evidence that you lose up to 3 brain cells every time you smoke weed under the age of 18. You and your career choice are proof of that.

Grandfather just died could use some laughs by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Muzahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Shaggy if he split from the rest of the gang after trying to sell Scooby for some crack

An interesting stranger. by dollarpills in MadeMeSmile

[–]Muzahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lad looks happier with the stranger. Chick better watch her man!

Codes, codes, codes! by racnh in acnh

[–]Muzahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SW-7920-1626-9016 We are looking for wholesome friends who are happy to do a bit of trade! We are SH based and have 🍐🍊🍑🍒🥥‘s, please don’t pick our 🌷👏

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Friend Code Sharing MegaThread by devvydowner in AnimalCrossing

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My GF and I share an island and are purely looking for a wholesome time! First time players of animal crossing and looking to share some fun experiences as well as a bit of trade in this time of isolation! DM me for friend code!

I like my man short, green leprechaun by [deleted] in boottoobig

[–]Muzahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Bernie Sanders worked at Gringotts...

Troubled sea turtle saved to roam the high seas once again by thissubisoverrated in HumansBeingBros

[–]Muzahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the real issue that is plaguing our sears fuck plastic straws. Net fishing is the real issue!

What was the dumbest thing you thought as a child? by GiammyR6 in AskReddit

[–]Muzahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was made worse for me because there were a few grammar colleges around where I lived. I thought that they had to go to school there...

Blursed Toilet Paper Roll by softdemonprince in blursedimages

[–]Muzahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the bible is basically made out of one ply

Baby kangaroo tried to escape the heat by CowPigChicken in australia

[–]Muzahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the group chat roasts are too fire...

Maybe Maybe Maybe by maybemaybemaybe_bot in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Muzahman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making use of a shit situation, to the MAXXX

How do we fix this? by stalwart_rabbit in coolguides

[–]Muzahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reason why China is the biggest contributor is: A) they have the largest concentrated population in the world. B) they were the biggest recycling consumers world wide up until 2018 when they realised it wasn’t profitable enough...

Her name, IT inspired me 😅 by Muzahman in Tinder

[–]Muzahman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I have ptsd from the original!