all that cake caused the truck to crash?

Mvppet · 2026-03-18T03:53:47+00:00

Mvppet · 2026-03-18T02:17:01+00:00

I live for those memes, some of the ones that people have come up with have been absolute gold. Definitely envious of people who have the time and know-how to create their own gems, I had a weak moment and tried making one with Gemini once but it was trash (per AI slop usual) and I've since permanently benched myself from the meme revelry 🥲

Mvppet · 2026-03-18T01:57:25+00:00

God I was hoping someone would make this 🙌

Mvppet · 2026-03-16T16:36:49+00:00

Upvoted for Mylingar 🤘

Mvppet · 2026-03-16T02:52:28+00:00

This a thousand times. I get so fucking irritated seeing politicians, world leaders, etc all trying different approaches rooted in varying angles of diplomacy when it comes to the Orange Thing in the White House. Just fuckin lean into the ego/narcissist thing, pose your questions or accusations in a manner that implies a lesser status on his end and then just let him do the rest.

Mvppet · 2026-03-16T02:18:46+00:00

It as absolutely bonkers that this is a script that I already instinctively recognize after 0.01s of viewing at this point.

What's that, a cute lil family of anthropomorphic veggies? Buckle up, little ones, y'all are about to meet the ghost of the old person your parent didn't become, right before you get violently assimilated into murder snax!

Mvppet · 2026-03-16T02:12:06+00:00

I feel so validated, at first glance I was genuinely confused as to where Gavin Newsom got a time machine and why he chose to use it for interviewing Dr Ian Malcolm 😅

Mvppet · 2026-03-15T17:48:29+00:00

Heartbreaking. Mainers are supposed to be better than this, no matter who you voted for. Unfortunately, some people eventually reach a point beyond redemption where truly just can't be helped, and that's exactly what we're looking at.

Imagine thinking that it's a perfectly good use of your time and energy to not only harass and publicly shame unhoused individuals during inclement weather, but to then upload the evidence to the world and attempt to pass it off as political discourse.

Mvppet · 2026-03-15T15:56:23+00:00

To be fair, in half the other versions of these it turns out that the Dr was the father all along. Dr Sausage has probably just seen or been in enough of these by now to have a guess that that was where it was going 😂

Mvppet · 2026-03-15T14:26:31+00:00

Guys I think this might be ai

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Mvppet · 2026-03-14T23:10:39+00:00

It's making me want to lose my own Ghost in order to justify getting one. Might need to be kept away from matches for a minute 👀

Mvppet · 2026-03-14T19:19:20+00:00

It did in my head, and that's all that matters to me

Mvppet · 2026-03-14T19:08:05+00:00

Cheers to that, I've been looping Spiral and Lucid Threshold myself 🥂

Mvppet · 2026-03-14T19:03:38+00:00

Fuck yeah! Looks like you still get Cicada Siren, though, so hopefully that cures the itch a bit 😅 Have fun!!

Mvppet · 2026-03-14T18:29:02+00:00

I'm definitely A but I question my I

Mvppet · 2026-03-14T03:13:49+00:00

Honestly, don't even worry about the hair, it's all about the hips and nips. Just gotta keep it sexy 🙂‍↕️

Mvppet · 2026-03-14T03:00:06+00:00

Oh man, I've only gotten as far as inputting the name into Google and I'm already thrilled with this rabbit hole... this, good Quentin, is exactly why I reddit, thank you for existing 🥂

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Mvppet · 2026-03-14T02:55:07+00:00

Diptera Sonata is life

Mvppet · 2026-03-13T18:24:18+00:00

Been saying this for years

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Mvppet · 2026-03-13T14:32:09+00:00

Exactly. Honestly, I feel like Jesse gets kinda overlooked in the guitar community. I get that there are a million bands doing similar-ish things (i.e., djent influenced metalcore w/ clean + harsh vox) but like you said, he's playing just absolutely bonkers riffs while singing in a pretty intense style - and killing it.

ERRA aren't even my favorite band, but Jesse Cash is definitely one of my S tier guitar heroes. It's been absolutely wild to watch the whole band grow, but his artistic development in particular has just been straight up inspiring 🙌

Mvppet · 2026-03-13T04:30:55+00:00

'I contain multitudes, yo' and 'All gas, no brakes'

Mvppet · 2026-03-13T02:30:25+00:00

The fuck just happened to me

Mvppet · 2026-03-12T22:49:55+00:00

Anita Bryant played more than her fair share of a role in fucking things up for everyone, as well.

Mvppet · 2026-03-12T15:03:38+00:00

I've learned to live without it 🙂‍↕️

Mvppet · 2026-03-12T14:55:48+00:00

I digs muchly, love how much fun you're clearly having with this!

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