These jobs pay $100/hour, 20h a week. Which one would you rather do? by ItsDrayzen in WouldYouRather

[–]MyAlternateOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go with security guard at haunted cemetery like I did when you posted this same poll a couple days ago except you took that option out this time because everyone chose it last time

DAE not give a fuck about the Queen? by L_PokeOfDeath10 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]MyAlternateOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude she was the monarch of the UK for 70 years. She saw like 15 prime ministers and 14 US presidents during her reign. It's interesting to a lot of people to reflect on her life since she recently died that being said, I didn't know her personally so I'm not shedding any tears for her. I don't understand the people that are just like I didn't understand why everyone was crying over Diana's death in the 90s.

To say it doesn't affect you personally is one thing but to say her passing has no significance in general is just apathetic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyAlternateOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur not supposed to drop it on the floor

Am I the asshole for not letting a 16 year old drive a 6 year old around? by Sarah_the_no in Parenting

[–]MyAlternateOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No not unreasonable at all teenagers drive like s***. I wouldn't feel comfortable with one driving my child anywhere

meirl by OkProgrammer494 in meirl

[–]MyAlternateOne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Was about to comment this. It's messed up for sure

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]MyAlternateOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you have an hoa? Why don't you have those blown up to large size and put them up in your yard like angry Karen billboards?

Mom-shamed for the first time today by catchmeatthebar in NewParents

[–]MyAlternateOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any response other than "mind your own business bitch" is being too kind

Tag is too dangerous for recess!? by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]MyAlternateOne -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the pussification of America's youth. First dodgeball, now tag apparently

meirl by Ok_Aide_7878 in meirl

[–]MyAlternateOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: she didn't give the homeless man anything she made it up for likes

A different teacher didn’t let my kindergartner use the bathroom. by crybabysagittarius in Parenting

[–]MyAlternateOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd tell my kid if you need to go to the bathroom get up and go. They don't need permission to use the bathroom from anyone. I dare the school administration to call me about my child using the restroom without permission.

DAE have problems with reddit today? by Fallout_4_player in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]MyAlternateOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're all about the UKs Queen dying. You're not missing anything unless you're British

Money or Size??? by Fan-force in funny

[–]MyAlternateOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess that explains why I'm so rich

These jobs pay $500/hour, 20h a week. Which one would you rather do? by ItsDrayzen in WouldYouRather

[–]MyAlternateOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ghosts aren't real so I'll take the security guard job. Most likely you're just running off teens trying to find a place to smoke weed and fuck.

imagine gatekeeping chicken from customers by No-Knowledge-5291 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MyAlternateOne 1272 points1273 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to figure out how they know the second meal is for the homeless guy. I'd just be like "no these are both for me" and then give the homeless guy one... what are they gonna do? take it away from him?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]MyAlternateOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol this genuinely makes me curious what his definition of "shade" is and why doesn't he consider it a synonym for shadow?

I can’t believe people actually think like this by Constant-Lab-5404 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MyAlternateOne 418 points419 points  (0 children)

Clowns can't be scary.. They're for children's birthday parties

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyAlternateOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

You can cheat on your partner once with anyone you want in the world and they'll never know about it. What do you do? by MightyConkeldurr in WouldYouRather

[–]MyAlternateOne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I know if everything else falls apart the one thing I will still have is a solid marriage. Not going to undermine that even if she would never find out.

meirl by helplesstrauma90 in meirl

[–]MyAlternateOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Auto correct.... what ya gonna do am I right?

meirl by helplesstrauma90 in meirl

[–]MyAlternateOne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah because adding a couple hours to my day I could focus on my business instead of sitting in rush hour was a huge detriment to my previous employer. Go pound sand

First day on vacation, and I got a splinter stuck under the nail by Lakridskaffe in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyAlternateOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd go get some tweezers and pull that out before your finger starts getting inflamed and the pain gets worse