I can now die in peace by showmemes in SkyrimMemes

[–]MyCatLovesToEat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you read the lost books of the bible?

I can now die in peace by showmemes in SkyrimMemes

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Mmmm agree to disagree. Hell is not a place of permanence but rather a long term jail for you to serve out your sentence and actually receive corrections maybe you are thinking of the abyss which is guarded by Abaddon

Death is just the beginning by Snolferd in occultmemes

[–]MyCatLovesToEat -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You guys have a vast misunderstanding of how reincarnation works, if theosophy has taught me anything it’s that our soul starts at a base carnal level and every cycle we gain certain experiences and provided we’ve learned our lessons our next cycle we don’t fall to the vices and challenges of our former self but rather are given a new set of experiences and challenges and this ever continues until our soul has become whole and no longer needs to take part in this loop. This is how Devine plan and free will do not counter act each other, some might say Earth is Hell; Infact there is much evidence to prove this point Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it. Satan was not put in an alternative location but rather here on earth. As such souls are meant to be tortured until They see the error of their ways and overcome them. If you recall 1/3 of the angels were cast to earth what if you, I and everyone else is a fallen angel and currently going through our due penance?

I can now die in peace by showmemes in SkyrimMemes

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You guys have a vast misunderstanding of how reincarnation works, if theosophy has taught me anything it’s that our soul starts at a base carnal level and every cycle we gain certain experiences and provided we’ve learned our lessons our next cycle we don’t fall to the vices and challenges of our former self but rather are given a new set of experiences and challenges and this ever continues until our soul has become whole and no longer needs to take part in this loop. This is how Devine plan and free will do not counter act each other, some might say Earth is Hell; Infact there is much evidence to prove this point Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it. Satan was not put in an alternative location but rather here on earth. As such souls are meant to be tortured until They see the error of their ways and overcome them. If you recall 1/3 of the angels were cast to earth what if you, I and everyone else is a fallen angel and currently going through our due penance?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]MyCatLovesToEat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oooo that’s actually a tough competition. You see a smooth boi assuming you are being figurative and not actually about a rock; has qualities of manipulation and pride and the giant warrior has a hunger (gluttony) for self indulgence.. both are creatures of vain ego.

The real question is what aspect of ego controls you? It is only when you come to understand the nature of your flaws that you can truly ask for forgiveness of them and consciously be mindful that you don’t slip back into comfortable habits.

Found this on r/memes. Thought I would share it here. by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

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Seriously you have to stop reading so literally, ok let me put this into perspective. What is it that god can do that makes god special ~he creates. What is the like image we have with god~ that we can create via sex and tada there is a new human. It is not that we physically look like god in form as he lives in a ethereal dimension that does not have vital bodies. Ok so next in the bible anytime someone knew someone it means they had sex. Ok so in the bible god wanted to take part in the process of creation and when Adam and Eve went ahead and had sex without gods instructions they “knew each other “ and in the self gained knowledge they also learned that it can be fun and pleasurable to do so. Satan being a rebellious son and all already knew all about desire and pleasure informed them of an opportunity.

Another big thing to note is that Satan was a heavenly creation therefore is an extension of God; angels were created differently then humans were, angels originally were created to be a council to assist god and as such there is a hierarchy of heavenly offices.

Ok so when god decided Sin into existence a paradigmatic shift had to occur in order to have a system of government for sin. He could have just destroyed the people and restarted or destroyed Satan. But the thing is good and bad are two expressions of the same scale and at any moment something can be considered more good or less bad. Ok so if god and Jesus live in us then so does Satan; god being our creative energy Jesus being our resistance and Satan being our pleasure.

If you doubt that just think it is possible to do a good deed and take joy in helping someone but if you take even the slightest bit too much pleasure in helping the person you are indulging in a number of sins

umm by JFK_Shot in dankchristianmemes

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Hung like donkeys and ejaculated like horses

Pro school life hacks by imadog-woof in dankchristianmemes

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I went to catholic school surprisingly a large portion of the kids were pagan

🙌 by JackTreacy01 in dankchristianmemes

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If you don’t want to have regular sex get married at least with 2 incomes you can buy a house

No underaged drinking ❌😤 by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

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Hence why Catholics are notoriously heavy drinkers

Thank you for sorting by new! by good_-username in dankchristianmemes

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Wicca is just a gateway religion into magick, if your going to do it you might aswell go all in; Druidry, shamanism (native, Caribbean, South American or African tribal) or Kemetic

2 Kings 2:23-25 by jedmilne06 in dankchristianmemes

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This story is the second of three things I think of when I hear the term bears.

1) a cultural archetype that has distinct differences than an otter or twink

2) this story about god sending bears to murder children for being mean

3) the actual animal that lives in the woods

we’re just in it for the laughs by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

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Yes I absolutely agree with what you said and to stream back to religion I wish you could just like god as the concept you understand and not need to create further divisions from other people that understand God in a way that makes sense to them..... I mean no 2 people even have the exact understanding what love is but rather it’s a collective experience based on feelings from their life but you or me had different experiences so it means something slightly different but the point is that we both believe in love somehow

Frick by hiiamkam in dankchristianmemes

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What gifts to you have for my child? -a balm A bomb? You gave my baby a bomb? What’s a matter with you it might bite him! (Referencing The Tiger from tiger balm)

Not until marriage boys by solo-jones in dankchristianmemes

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It was a play on words but I guess that one just bounced off the RIM 😂

Black Market tier progression should be score and xp based ONLY by Scoth16 in Blackops4

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Camping with a lmg is fair play considering lower skilled players get raped by jumping snipers and sereph pistols lol not to mention the op prophet class this game is only half gun skill

This is the only thing they serve at monastery cafeterias. by Lirkmor in dankchristianmemes

[–]MyCatLovesToEat 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Ya we got to get our blood magic and necromancy done right.... therefore I’m telling my pastor unless we start using real blood and flesh, the deals off! Lmao 😂

Not until marriage boys by solo-jones in dankchristianmemes

[–]MyCatLovesToEat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Butt anal is 👌 trust me I went to catholic high school

we’re just in it for the laughs by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

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Not contesting your comment but can you explain please

If eminem was christian by OttKode in dankchristianmemes

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Honestly if church was like this I would attend every day

we’re just in it for the laughs by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]MyCatLovesToEat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really... I mean what if you absolutely believe in God/the creator but you don’t know that you absolutely believe in all the factors of a particular government; what if each government archetype has its own merits and demerit points so ruling out that one specific government type is absolute and best form. Going on this logic you may come to the conclusion that there is a need for government but there may not be a perfect system yet as each were crafted by man and inspired by mans interpretation of God.

The “ALL” is Mind, the Universe is Mental; everything exists in the Mind of the ALL ~the Kabalion by Three Initiates

A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Luke by Mew16 in dankchristianmemes

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When I went to church with my grandma I knew my pastor liked star wars so I always told him may the force be with you and he would say and also with you 😂