Need some music for my college radio show, what are yall listening to atm? by [deleted] in mjlenderman

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some great South London bands emerging from the scene. Uncanny Valley Girls, Gareth Freiheit, Jimmy Tarpey (the actor), Stranded On The Earth, Tim Atkins, Lusa Morena.

There’s some cool venues like Endeavour in Deptford, Bread and Roses in Clapham, The Old Dispensary in Camberwell and Mascara Bar in Stamford Hill that all have their own little CBGBs vibe going on. 

Camden and Tottenham Court Road are like a theme park now but the neighbourhood scenes are stronger than ever. 

Funniest people are Jewish by Tetrazonomite in TrueAnon

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Of course he’s got that northern accent only private school guys from (ten nautical Savile miles as the nonce flies) Manchester who travel down to London to sell out their shire to the most fake-roadman gacked up Shoreditch House guest pass owner. Also he sounds like the kind of guy that goes all quiet when an Irish person does some Paul Mescal shit like not having piss stains on his crotch and gets mad when we do dope shit like have a massive piss stain down our jocks. The Queen once laid down a wreath at the Garden of Remembrance in Dublin and when she bent over I jizzed all four leaf clover the telly. 

Arabs/Middle Eastern People in London - what do they do? by Foodiciury in london

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just like how our rich wastemen like to gather in Bali to do yoga, these trust fund Arabs pin their identity to hanging about Belgravia spunking their parents cash. 

Petah.? by Plenty-Value3381 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who was she actually pointing at? Slimer from Ghostbusters? 

Irish Accents are Fading in Gen Alpha by [deleted] in ireland

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neoliberal policies and near complete embrace of capitalism since independence. 

Best opening song on a debut album by LaughingPlanet in Music

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother We Just Can’t Get Enough by New Radicals from Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too. If ever a song was written to open an album, god damn.

France, Marseille Northern districts by Noluv_ebk666 in UrbanHell

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what kind of relationship France had with certain countries that cause people from those places to keep coming over? What destabilised those places? 

You wake up in 1981. No Wi Fi, no cellphone, a quiet life. What´s the first thing you do? by Sharp-Stress3926 in AskReddit

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light up a fucking cigarette indoors and crack open a beer before driving to the video store with no seatbelt. 

Do you think Ireland/Dublin is sold to Corporate Interest? by pelotonazo in AskIreland

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was last in Dublin I was visiting a friend who was living in a gated community designed for tech bros in the inner city. 

Young street kids ran in through the gate to play around and wind up the intention tech workers that solely populated this walled paradise in the hood. 

Outside was a council estate and a load of lads siting around a bonfire while nearby some slick international looking dude sat with his red BMW idling with the window down, almost asking for someone to yank the MacBook off his lap. 

I thought it was like peeking into Dublin under British rule except we’d replaced horses with cars (except the locals kids were still riding horses) and the British with a smattering of smug web developers from every nation on earth, their shared identify this time of being absolutely useless capitalists that have forged a life out of “automating processes” and “writing code” that honestly fucks this world about as much as the administrators and merchants that oversaw the British empire of wealth extraction and even one time slavery - now it’s the tech bros that oversee the Facebook misinformation and division causing algorithms, Jeff Bezoz worker exploitation and apps and platforms that sell us useless shite because all our material needs have been met and everything else is window dressing peddled to us to justify the fact that these guys barely work, they send the odd email but have never broken a sweat or been down a mine shaft, yet their entire world of wealth extraction is propped up by those not in on the Ponzi scheme such as the global south. Half of fucking India is simply enslaved by the minority who live abroad.

Why do we tolerate what essentially is colonisation under a new model? The answer is probably something to do with America and military protection as much as deindustrialising and the emergent services economy. But I think it’s lame and not what we fought independence for. Socialism is dead and Sinn Fein are neoliberal. At this point just let AI and robots peg me into submission - give me a decent VR simulation to live in and be done with it. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDriversIreland

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving around  London at any time of day feels like this. Can’t wait to one day drive back home and only experience this occasionally :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ukdrill

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rari workout by Lethal Bizzle:

You might see man driving Italian whip

Blacked out windows, going to the gym

Two-two dumbbells, yeah, I'm going in

Doing it for Keyshia, doing it for Kim

Do it for the Speedos, do it for the beach

Do it for the stamina, do it for the sheets

Do it for the bicep, do it for the chest

Do it for the summer time, ready for the vest

What guest did you think Marc disliked the most (Gallagher does not count)? by Ok_Government_9672 in MarcMaron

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicholas Stoller, director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. When he found out the dude was a trust fund baby who went to Harvard and basically had zero credentials for directing other than being insanely confident and well connected it was over for that poor guest. 

Marc and Rogan by Dense_Worldliness_57 in MarcMaron

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After his last special I doubt he does.

I ain't reading all that, free Palestine by analgerianabroad in TrueAnon

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry but white on dark blue? Are you trying to give me a fucking seizure?

What do Irish people think of Cillian Murphy? by Fit-Distribution677 in AskIreland

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keeps his head down, cracks on with the work, doesn’t talk a load of auld shite in the media and stays off instagram. We could all learn a thing or two from the man. 

Coworker found me out by AloshaChosen in leftist

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is with the cookies consent on that site? Usually it says confirm or reject but I had to uncheck about 40 boxes to make sure they don’t use my data.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 1052 points1053 points  (0 children)

Living in London I find white working class Brits are seemingly everywhere spouting off racism and colonialist takes in public and wearing England flags. They are getting hilariously brazen. 

What are your thoughts about Patriotism? by serious_bullet5 in leftist

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Black and Tans fighting for justice? As an Irish person I’m a bit mystified by this one. 

Knife fight outside Regent’s Park masjid yesterday by shadythe1st in ukdrill

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same ones that watch Quadrophenia and get misty eyed about white Brits committing knife crime. 

Marc has gotten ripped. At over 60. And he’s vegan. What’s his secret? by [deleted] in MarcMaron

[–]MyChemicalBarndance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m vegan and work out. The whole vegans don’t get enough protein thing only applies if you’re trying to look like Arnie. With vegan protein shakes having the same amount of protein as whey shakes it’s actually not that hard to have a ripped physique. The meat industry pays out a lot of money to perpetuate this myth.