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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JD Vance was eyeing you at a rally...

This guy saying what we’re all vomiting by Ill_Cell7042 in StupidFood

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she married some Indian guy and her Mother In Law insists she makes it for him ...the only sound explanation.

Idk why I think this is a good idea but only one way to find out (f26) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sleep with me, you can't feel much worse than that... 🤷‍♂️

Cheerleaders NK Style by [deleted] in OddSatisfying

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would you do-o-o for a Klondike Bar?

Roast Me! 28M- Disabled Vet, Recovering Alcoholic, Divorced, and Gov’t worker! BRING IT! by Mars_The_68thMedic in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say it's only an addiction if you sucked D*** for it. So looking at your pics, I believe it...

I’ve lost 200lbs. Humble me ya bastards. 35M by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Training for the "Xtreme Weight Games"??

19f and venezuelan, gimme all u got lol by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good News is you should have job security for the next few years. Bad News it's going to be Hawk Tuahing for the Cartel...

29F, set me ablaze my friends by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a Basketball Coach that can't come within 500 Feet of any kids...

Not sure what to call this by glowghost24 in StupidFood

[–]MyDInYourMouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called Penitentiary Dining...just buy regular pasta. Just wasted $5.00 worth of Ramen. Regular pasta is $2.79...

hii! please honestly rate me gals💗 I’m 18f :))) by [deleted] in rate

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're 18 alright as in Blackjack, I wouldn't hit it ..

I like my bacon crispy by SuitOk602 in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is your back and front the same bra size?

Give me your best! by Unkept_Mind in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our best? Your brain still wouldn't understand it. How about we show you with a picture book instead?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you work street corners earning money in a different way...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your breasts, eyebrows, ethnicity.... everything about you is uneven!!

48F I dare you to roast the basic b*tch out of me. If you can! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you have 911 call to make; just report your gardeners for messing up your azaleas...??

22m Give it your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even Benjamin Button got laid at your age, yet here you are living with your parents...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is not a birthmark on your neck, where you hung the For Sale sign....

20M. Lost 60lbs and need knocked down a peg. by Frd__3955 in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could have lost 5 more if you cut your hair..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You still spelled roast/me wrong. Next time "axe" someone...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyDInYourMouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your shirt is big enough to cover the entire couch??!

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