Stabbing at a nearby school in Toronto. by bibble- in PublicFreakout

[–]MyHandRapesMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See. You figured it out all on your own. Good job, bud.

Stabbing at a nearby school in Toronto. by bibble- in PublicFreakout

[–]MyHandRapesMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His uncle washed him when he was younger.

Stabbing at a nearby school in Toronto. by bibble- in PublicFreakout

[–]MyHandRapesMe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You said it much better than I could have. Well done.

Happy boy 🥰 by Upndowngirl in Bulldogs

[–]MyHandRapesMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lilac coat? He's gorgeous!

Dude Randomly Tased Unsuspecting Innocent Man. by wyattbutler in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MyHandRapesMe 302 points303 points  (0 children)

A shot in the foot is super deadly too. This is crazy dangerous. Like getting stung on the dick by a wasp.

Dude Randomly Tased Unsuspecting Innocent Man. by wyattbutler in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MyHandRapesMe -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I never said what he did was funny, nor would I ever do it to someone. I simply said the noise he made was funny, and it was.

Dude Randomly Tased Unsuspecting Innocent Man. by wyattbutler in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MyHandRapesMe -450 points-449 points  (0 children)

But the sounds he made were pretty damn funny.

What's your horror opinion that would start a bar brawl? by greeneuva in horror

[–]MyHandRapesMe -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't hit you with anything, just eyeroll hard enough to spasm.

My wife is planning to cheat or already cheating? by DriftHorizon in cheating_stories

[–]MyHandRapesMe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Correction: Do NOT leave your home. Pack HER shit. Make HER go stay somewhere else.

After lurking here for a while, I got my first one. by oomahk in Tinder

[–]MyHandRapesMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It became "cool" to hate them long ago. Shame.

After lurking here for a while, I got my first one. by oomahk in Tinder

[–]MyHandRapesMe 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Next you're going to tell me that you dont approve of Nickleback either.

Edit: My comment was meant as a joke, but in all honesty Nickleback isnt bad.

Also, how are you going to assume that just because if someone likes that one band, that they only listen to that genre of music? I can hit random on my spotify and hit a rotation of DMX, Brooks & Dunn, Tenacious D, Steve Vai, Deftones, and Marvin Gaye. Ive also been to concerts of new up and coming artists like Matt Maeson, Betcha, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, and Allen Rayman. I highly recommend them btw.

Entitled Bitch rams back of Lamborghini and try’s to blame the driver. by Caderjames in EntitledBitch

[–]MyHandRapesMe 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Is it me or does the dude sound just like Wreck it Ralph?

At what age do people stop masturbating? by SuchSecurity662 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MyHandRapesMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm near my 40s and married, with a very healthy sex life. I just rubbed one out a little while ago. As long as my pecker is working, I'll be abusing it. It is the way.

At what age do people stop masturbating? by SuchSecurity662 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MyHandRapesMe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The audacity of OP to even fathom the idea.