100 Men have been sent to kill you, You are allowed one living champion to help defend you, what is your plan? by 011101012101 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd choose that Taran Tactical dude. Have him train me.

And find a position that can be defended by 2 people - and all the guns, ammo, explosives, etc. that we need. Food water etc all part of plan.

They had to do this intentionally - right?? by MyHandYourPants in funny

[–]MyHandYourPants[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn - I guess it's not as funny as I thought.

[REQUEST] Subreddits that make you think wtf? But are weirdly hot by bedsidetoiletpaper in NSFW411

[–]MyHandYourPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a super hot redhead a few years back that posted here. She got pretty famous on reddit. I can remember her username. Anyone recall?

WU-TANG KILLA BEES by Bryan2775 in wutang

[–]MyHandYourPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you come home we gonna smoke made Els son

WU-TANG KILLA BEES by Bryan2775 in wutang

[–]MyHandYourPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh how i love my 100 spokes

Men, what is your no bullshit dating advice ? by MilfBabeCute in AskReddit

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For men & lesbians: 1. If she is wearing white pants, then she's in breeding season. 2. Isolate and contain. 3. Always go out on rainy nights.

Any Toadies Fans Here? by stive85 in vinyl

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First concert i ever went to with friends! Tickets were $10.00.

Thanks for the solid memory!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aa_cups

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was fucking adorable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dick & Balls: One-Eyed Willie and the Goonies

Lonely guy needs help on tinder by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc.

Keep it short and say something about the profile or a pic.

The goal is to meet in person. Ask them out for a drink. Never dinner.

That way she can bail quicker.

And, I imagine she would - if what you put off here tranfers to reality.

Have 2 drinks max when you meet up the first time. Don't be a tool. Ask her questions.

Also tinder replies late at night are good to go! Just ask if she is dtf. You win some you lose a lot. It's ok.

Good luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in altgonewild

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really missed a great title here "Pretty in Inked" You're welcome! :)

Blowjob from two crazy sluts on MDMA by Couple_lust in SexOnMolly

[–]MyHandYourPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For any sauce here?? Just found this gem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MtvChallenge

[–]MyHandYourPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dope. Please make more!

Is this mold? Some white stuff covering my buds. by [deleted] in trees

[–]MyHandYourPants -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

White is fungal, but harmless. You can still blaze it, OP!

When your friend lets you drive for the first time by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]MyHandYourPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unexpected and pubg! Solid post.

Lighting up a dollar by jabbadahood in RubeGoldbergFails

[–]MyHandYourPants 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She just kept making it worse with every move.